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Monty Python

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I used to dash by, feeling like a dartboard, a big red bull's-eye that Mother pinged darts at.
THE HELP I sat in the study parlor and wrote for hours-mostly term papers but also short stories, bad poetry,...
THE HELP Help! Help! I'm being repressed!
TERRY GILLIAM Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
THE DOORS I like to open for a band as it brings on sort of a challenge and it makes things more interesting. ...
KELLY JONES Oh, God, it's wonderful to see the people that come out to help,
ERIC MASON Romanes eunt domus
LIFE OF BRIAN Always look on the bright side of life. (Monty Python)
MICHAEL PALIN 'Monty Python' and 'The Simpsons' have ruined comedy for writers for the rest of our...
SCOTT ADSIT You is good, You is smart, You is important.
KATHRYN STOCKETT THE HELP You is kind. You is smart. You is important.
AIBILEEN CLARK (THE HELP) At the end of Season Four of 'Mr. Show,' instead of doing another season, everyone just thou...
SCOTT AUKERMAN 'Monty Python' is now more recognised by the films than by the TV series.
MARK GATISS When he has disappeared, Mother clears her throat. I don't turn around and look at her in the rockin...
KATHYRN STOCKETT Don't you let him cheapen you.
KATHYRN STOCKETT Find I can get my point across a lot better writing them down
KATHRYN STOCKETT I slip off my flats and walk down the front porch steps, while Mother calls out for me to put my sho...
KATHRYN STOCKETT If chocolate was a sound, it would've been Constantine's voice singing. If singing was a color, it w...
KATHRYN STOCKETT And why? Because they are suffocating within the lines that define their town and their times. And s...
KATHRYN STOCKETT Bosoms are for bedrooms and breastfeeding.
KATHRYN STOCKETT That's the way prayer do. It's like electricity, it keeps things going.
KATHRYN STOCKETT No day of my life passes without someone saying the words 'Monty Python' to me. It's not bad.
ERIC IDLE I prefer the finesse of French humour. English humour is more scathing, more cruel, as illustrated b...
HELEN MIRREN We can help parents raise kids by adopting a uniform media rating system and banning marketing of vi...
AL FROM I love Monty Python, Black Adder, Fawlty Towers. I'm a huge fan of British comedy.
ISLA FISHER If you ever see me being beaten up by the cops, put down the video camera and come help me, alright?
BOBCAT GOLDTHWAITE Comedy. It was just huge in my house. Peter Sellers and Alec Guinness, Monty Python and all those Ja...
MIKE MYERS You can start any 'Monty Python' routine and people finish it for you. Everyone knows it lik...
ROBIN WILLIAMS And she is remembering the words I put in her head...."You is kind," she say, "you is smart. You is ...
KATHRYN STOCKETT There is nothing else to say, so I just murmur, "I know. Thank you for the chance." And I add, "Merr...
KATHRYN STOCKETT The power to know those that don't believe in you nor your dreams,lies in those that repeatedly refu...
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) I'd grown up loving English films. I was a huge Monty Python fanatic as a kid.
ALESSANDRO NIVOLA The whole idea of creating saints, it's pure 'Monty Python.' They have to clock up two m...
RICHARD DAWKINS I have a weird sense of humour. My dad's the same. We love watching 'Monty Python' toget...
MIRANDA KERR My mother is British; she's from Shrewsbury. She turned me onto 'Monty Python' very earl...
JASON BATEMAN My dad is into movies, and they let me watch movies. I was obsessed with Monty Python when I was in ...
CHARLIE TAHAN No day of my life passes without someone saying the words 'Monty Python' to me. It's not...
ERIC IDLE I love the English. My God, they brought us 'Benny Hill,' 'Monty Python,' 'The O...
SETH MACFARLANE First you must find... another shrubbery! (dramatic chord) Then, when you have found the shrubbery, ...
MONTY PYTHON The main reason that violence correlates with low socioeconomic status today is that the elites and ...
STEVEN PINKER I was pretty much a child of 'Monty Python.' I grew up loving that type of humor and even st...
MICHAEL JAI WHITE Essendo alla ricerca di un futuro per me stessa, mi piace sapere le possibilità degli altri.
KATHRYN STOCKETT The point is, I can’t tell you how to succeed. But I can tell you how not to: Give in to the shame...
KATHRYN STOCKETT And if your friends make fun of you for chasing your dream, remember—just lie.
KATHRYN STOCKETT Oh, God of Dust and Rainbows,
Help us to see
That without the dust the rainbow
Would ...
LANGSTON HUGHES I was greatly influenced by 'The Goons' and 'Monty Python' reconstituting what comed...
SANJEEV BHASKAR I love 'Monty Python,' 'Black Adder,' 'Fawlty Towers.' I'm a huge fan of...
ISLA FISHER The system is set up ... not to help the consumers. It's there to help the regulators.
JACK VANDERHEI Come home, it's time to come home. We are rebuilding the community. Come help us. We need your help....
MAURA DONAHUE It is so torturous to be in the crowd not only because the voice there is usually loud, but also oft...
ANUJ SOMANY They (the students) help protect it. They will come back here in the summer to see the progress.
BRANDON PRICE Self-help is not solely the best help, but the only reliable form of help because all other kinds of...
ANUJ SOMANY We need the public's help in getting the word out to the victims that there is housing available for...
DONALD WILDMON Oh, help!” said Pooh. “I’d better go back.”
“Oh, bother!” said Pooh. “I shall hav...
MILNE, A. A. 'Monty Python And The Holy Grail' is a hugely important movie to me. I remember watching it ...
JAMES GUNN Help! Someone help me! Is someone there? Hey! Oh sh*t, I'm probably dead.
LEIGH WHANNELL This is a movie that is special.... It's about violence and society, ... Look, we need help on this....
JOEL SILVER I really want to help stop violence toward women.
EVE ENSLER Most 'Monty Python' fans are, of course, baby boomers, who have long been a nostalgic lot an...
TERRY TEACHOUT If a song is funny and absurd, and it sounds great, it's just going to be that much funnier. And...
SETH MACFARLANE I loved Monty Python for the wordplay--this sense that you didn’t have to squash your intelligence...
GEORGE SAUNDERS Suppose you went to your priest and asked for help - he would refer you to the Bible, but if you wen...
JOHN TEMPLETON —Si alguna mujé blanca lee algún día mi historia, sólo quiero que recuerde esto: que dar las g...
KATHRYN STOCKETT Ever afternoon, me and Baby Girl set in the. rocking chair before her nap. Ever afternoon, I tell he...
KATHRYN STOCKETT But I do not know what to tell myself. Stuart needs "space" and "time," as if this were physics and ...
KATHRYN STOCKETT Sometimes, how others look at it must not be how you should see it! Sometimes, how it means to other...
ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH Now is the only time we have, and the only time that we have any control over.
RICHARD CARLSON The entire life we have has it's real meaning in giving! He who least knows the real value of giving...
ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH Bijli fails in the dead of night / Won’t help to call “I need a light” / You’re in Karachi n...
KAMILA SHAMSIE It's funny, isn't it? How your best friend can just blow up like that?
MONTY PYTHON I don't think there's a punch-line scheduled, is there?
MONTY PYTHON The Castle Aaahhhgggg - our quest is at an end.
MONTY PYTHON No it can't! An argument is a connected series of statements intended to establish a proposition.
MONTY PYTHON The Adventures of Baron Munchausen.
MONTY PYTHON We apologise for the fault in the subtitles. Those responsible have been sacked.
MONTY PYTHON 'What? Ridden on a horse?'
'Yes'
'You're using coconuts!'
'What?'
'You've got two em...
MONTY PYTHON He's not pining, he's passed on. This parrot is no more. He has ceased to be. He's expired and gone ...
MONTY PYTHON What? Ridden on a horse?''Yes''You're using coconuts!''What?''You've got two empty halves of coconut...
MONTY PYTHON Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out ...
MONTY PYTHON Listen, lad. I built this kingdom up from nothing. When I started here, all there was was swamp. Oth...
MONTY PYTHON Of course, it’s a bit of a jump, isn’t it? I mean, er… chartered accountancy to lion taming in...
MONTY PYTHON We are no longer the knights who say ni! We are now the knights who say ekki-ekki-ekki-pitang-zoom-b...
MONTY PYTHON This is a dead parrot!
MONTY PYTHON “I’ll tell you what’s wrong with you… your heads addled with novels and poems. You come home...
MONTY PYTHON Honesty, simplicity and truth are the secret to his comedy,
MONTY PYTHON And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three,...
MONTY PYTHON NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and ...
MONTY PYTHON You don't like her??? She's beautiful and rich... and got huge...... tracks of land!
MONTY PYTHON -She turned me into a newt! -A newt?-I got better...
MONTY PYTHON Well she turned me into a newt!""A newt?""I got better...
MONTY PYTHON Yes. Shrubberies are my trade. I am a shrubber. My name is Rogerthe Shrubber. I arrange, design, and...
MONTY PYTHON Jesus did. I was hopping along, when suddenly he comes and cures me. One minute I'm a leper with a t...
MONTY PYTHON Dinsdale, He was a nice boy...... He nailed my head to a coffee table.
MONTY PYTHON Nudge, nudge, wink, wink. Know what I mean?
MONTY PYTHON Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!
MONTY PYTHON I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general...
MONTY PYTHON I think that all good, right thinking people in this country are sick and tired of being told that a...
MONTY PYTHON Tonight, instead of discussing the existence or non- existence of God, they have decided to fight fo...
MONTY PYTHON Nobody expects the Spanish inquisition!
MONTY PYTHON “Ah, Mr Anchovy! Do sit down.” “Thank you. Take the weight off the feet, eh? Lovely weather fo...
MONTY PYTHON

More Monty Python

It's funny, isn't it? How your best friend can just blow up like that?
MONTY PYTHON I don't think there's a punch-line scheduled, is there?
MONTY PYTHON The Castle Aaahhhgggg - our quest is at an end.
MONTY PYTHON No it can't! An argument is a connected series of statements intended to establish a proposition.
MONTY PYTHON The Adventures of Baron Munchausen.
MONTY PYTHON We apologise for the fault in the subtitles. Those responsible have been sacked.
MONTY PYTHON 'What? Ridden on a horse?'
'Yes'
'You're using coconuts!'
'What?'
'You've got two em...
MONTY PYTHON He's not pining, he's passed on. This parrot is no more. He has ceased to be. He's expired and gone ...
MONTY PYTHON What? Ridden on a horse?''Yes''You're using coconuts!''What?''You've got two empty halves of coconut...
MONTY PYTHON Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out ...
MONTY PYTHON Listen, lad. I built this kingdom up from nothing. When I started here, all there was was swamp. Oth...
MONTY PYTHON Of course, it’s a bit of a jump, isn’t it? I mean, er… chartered accountancy to lion taming in...
MONTY PYTHON We are no longer the knights who say ni! We are now the knights who say ekki-ekki-ekki-pitang-zoom-b...
MONTY PYTHON This is a dead parrot!
MONTY PYTHON “I’ll tell you what’s wrong with you… your heads addled with novels and poems. You come home...
MONTY PYTHON Honesty, simplicity and truth are the secret to his comedy,
MONTY PYTHON And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three,...
MONTY PYTHON NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and ...
MONTY PYTHON You don't like her??? She's beautiful and rich... and got huge...... tracks of land!
MONTY PYTHON -She turned me into a newt! -A newt?-I got better...
MONTY PYTHON Well she turned me into a newt!""A newt?""I got better...
MONTY PYTHON Yes. Shrubberies are my trade. I am a shrubber. My name is Rogerthe Shrubber. I arrange, design, and...
MONTY PYTHON Jesus did. I was hopping along, when suddenly he comes and cures me. One minute I'm a leper with a t...
MONTY PYTHON Dinsdale, He was a nice boy...... He nailed my head to a coffee table.
MONTY PYTHON Nudge, nudge, wink, wink. Know what I mean?
MONTY PYTHON Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!
MONTY PYTHON I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general...
MONTY PYTHON I think that all good, right thinking people in this country are sick and tired of being told that a...
MONTY PYTHON Tonight, instead of discussing the existence or non- existence of God, they have decided to fight fo...
MONTY PYTHON Nobody expects the Spanish inquisition!
MONTY PYTHON “Ah, Mr Anchovy! Do sit down.” “Thank you. Take the weight off the feet, eh? Lovely weather fo...
MONTY PYTHON “It was a fantastic success. Over 60 000 times more powerful than Britain’s great pre-war joke, ...
MONTY PYTHON “This morning, shortly after 11 o’clock, comedy struck this little house in Dibbley road. Sudden...
MONTY PYTHON “Hampstead wasn’t good enough for you was it? You had to go poncing off to Barnsley. You and you...
MONTY PYTHON Vikings? There ain’t no vikings here. Just us honest farmers. The town was burning, the villagers ...
MONTY PYTHON There's nothing an agnostic can't do if he doesn't know whether he believes in anything or not
MONTY PYTHON Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?
MONTY PYTHON Brian: I'm not the Messiah! Will you please listen? I am not the Messiah, do you understand? Honestl...
MONTY PYTHON Ximinez: Now, old woman -- you are accused of heresy on three counts -- heresy by thought, heresy by...
MONTY PYTHON And now for something completely different.
MONTY PYTHON I wanted to be... A LUMBERJACK!
MONTY PYTHON First you must find... another shrubbery! (dramatic chord) Then, when you have found the shrubbery, ...
MONTY PYTHON He's not the Messiah - he's a very naughty boy.
MONTY PYTHON Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.
MONTY PYTHON Oh Lord please don't burn us don't kill or toast your flock Don't put us on the barbecue or simmer u...
MONTY PYTHON He must be a king.Why?He hasn't got shit all over him.
MONTY PYTHON My philosophy, like color television, is all there in black and white
MONTY PYTHON Tis but a scratch''A scratch?! Your arm's off!''No, it isn't.
MONTY PYTHON Always look on the bright side of life.
MONTY PYTHON “It was a fantastic success. Over 60 000 times more powerful than Britain’s great pre-war joke, an...
MONTY PYTHON If you act like you've only got fifteen minutes, it will take all day. Act like you've got all day, ...
MONTY ROBERTS I've had it. I did 4,700 episodes. Isn't that enough?
MONTY HALL When the season winds up there is a big sigh of relief, but it doesn't take much of the three months...
MONTY MORROW As I got more successful, I felt it was more incumbent upon me to help the other people. I did more ...
MONTY HALL The thing that Rodney does best is he sets the tempo for the way things are done around here. He's a...
MONTY BEISEL That was a heck of a run.
MONTY STUMBAUGH It doesn?t get any easier all year in the return game. Once they see that early in the year, they?re...
MONTY BEISEL Last year was the first year for the show at Bradley Square Mall and it went over really well. The t...
MONTY MORROW We are losing chairs on almost a daily basis.
MONTY STANSBURY We are trying to avoid that. This chair will accommodate a broad range of employees.
MONTY STANSBURY You're cannon fodder unless you move the ball laterally on these wickets, but we utilized the ball a...
MONTY PANESAR It was my first experience playing with him - and playing with my other team-mates. It was great to ...
MONTY PANESAR It was gut wrenching, ... To come into our house as a 2-1 team and to lose to Diego the way we did, ...
MONTY BEISEL It was gut wrenching. To come into our house as a 2-1 team and to lose to Diego the way we did, I me...
MONTY BEISEL It took us four to five years to build a championship (at Southwestern). I think we've been making s...
MONTY LEWIS We shot ourselves in the foot with some opportunities more or less the whole game.
MONTY LEWIS I can't believe that. Let us win that first game and then we'll talk.
MONTY LEWIS He's everything we need. He doesn't have gaudy numbers, but his only focus is on being the best quar...
MONTY LEWIS I will say, incidentally, he was wide open and might have scored. There wasn't anybody around him. T...
MONTY LEWIS Scott Oakes thinks he's solely responsible for our losing, and he's not.
MONTY LEWIS We finally got some asphalt last week. I think the potholes have been patched so far. But it's still...
MONTY JACKSON Of course when I got to be a star on "Let's Make a Deal," I started getting 20 calls a week. I would...
MONTY HALL This season has really gotten off to a good start. The Cleveland Speedway fans and competitors have ...
MONTY MORROW The number of driveways is limited based upon the spacing as they front onto the county roadways. To...
MONTY STANSBURY The crowd chant his name when he comes on to bowl, when he gets on the team bus there are big cheers...
MONTY PANESAR Our defense really came together in that KW game. On both sides of the ball, our line has gotten so ...
MONTY LEWIS I have heard of juror disobedience.
MONTY HORMEL Actually, I'm an overnight success, but it took twenty years.
MONTY HALL Modern life is, for most of us, a kind of serfdom to mortgage, job and the constant assault to consu...
MONTY DON Kansas City wanted me back. I also visited Green Bay and Pittsburgh. But I just felt the opportunity...
MONTY BEISEL I had been riding horses before my memory kicked in, so my life with horses had no beginning. It sim...
MONTY ROBERTS I've had it. I did 4,700 episodes. Isn't that enough?
MONTY HALL Just from a pure motivation standpoint and the way he gets out there and plays the game it's uplifti...
MONTY BEISEL They feel like it was the first time they had a real vote on this issue.
MONTY SALYER I'd like to ask if we can obtain copies of what their needs were then. I'm hoping we will renew that...
MONTY SALYER The expectation was that the only problem with people on welfare was that they didn't have a job. Wh...
MONTY MARTIN The union was aware of the changing business environment even prior to negotiations.
MONTY VEST