Nietzsche says that we will live the same life, over and over again. God - I'll have to sit through the Ice Capades again.

If there is reincarnation, I'dd like to come back as Pamela Andersons fingertips.

The chief problem about death, incidentally, is the fear that there may be no afterlife -- a depressing thought, particularly for those who have bothered to shave. Also, there is the fear that there is an afterlife but no one will know where it's being held

How to make God laugh: Tell him your future plans.

God is silent. Now if only man would shut up.

Side Effects Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on the weekend.