My apartment was robbed and everything was replaced with exact replicas...I told my roommate and he said 'Do I know you?

My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere.

I have a switch in my apartment that doesn't do anything. Every once in a while I turn it on and off. On and off. On and off. One day I got a call from a woman in France who said "Cut it out!"

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving.

But my roommate (former Lady Cougar Amanda Barksdale) had had surgery on her knees before. And she told me, 'If you do what you've got to do, you'll be back by the time the (Comets') season starts.' I guess I stopped crying by then.

I told him sometime in the season we were going to be in the exact situation, and he was going to make it. And he did.