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Related Men want a woman whom they can turn on and off like a light switch. IAN FLEMING You turn me on, and then you turn me off the most. SHANNY I realized that day that blessings come in a variety of shapes, colors, and sizes. CRAIG GROESCHEL Girl! I'm here to make you look Fa-Bu-Lous! FAKE CINNA In fact when I first got my Apple II the first thing I did was turn it on and off, on and off, just ... ANDY HERTZFELD blackmagic on a person
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A pr... CHRISTINA ENGELA In June 2010, I moved out of my apartment and I have been mostly homeless ever since, off and on. I ... BRIAN CHESKY I'm a very simple man. You've got to have, like, a computer nowadays to turn the TV on and o... OZZY OSBOURNE I would love to work with Adam Sandler. Because then all I'd have to do is just turn the camera ... DAVID ZUCKER Imagine life as a game, a game that is filled with obstacles and hazards to overcome but sometimes y... GARY F EVANS... One's ideas must be as broad as Nature if they are to interpret Nature ARTHUR CONAN DOYLE I've stayed in contact with her off-and-on. I got a call from her (April 6) about the job. It was ni... JAIME WHITE Kathleen Kelly: Once I read a story about a butterfly in the subway, and today, I saw one. It got on... YOU'VE GOT MAIL One of my favorite things to do is to play music really loud and dance my butt off in the morning. I... ALLISON WILLIAMS Bhulaney ke liay bhi tujhy yaad tu kerna hoga, Magar her yaad se hain wabasta teri hazaar baata... HUSEYN RAZA I have no problem with commitment - you can't have a real relationship without it. I can flip on... MEGAN FOX Every individual has his own style, his own way of presenting himself on and off the field. SACHIN TENDULKAR I hate to say it, because I'm not a big believer in turning the switch on and off, but if there's on... BUTCH WYNEGAR I like to play saxophone because you don't inhale. , ON A RADIO TALK SHOW IN NEW YORK British actors are pretty good, by and large, at turning on at 'action' and off at 'cut.... JAMES PUREFOY I really cut my teeth on off-off-off Broadway shows. BEA ARTHUR I really cut my teeth on off-off-off Broadway shows. BEATRICE ARTHUR I do switch it off. It's important to switch it off. ALAN RAE The first time I cut all my hair off was when I was 19. I just got fed up going to the salon every w... LUPITA NYONG'O Good Salespeople, Seem To Be Able To Turn It On & Off, Like A Light Switch, But The Great Salespeopl... GEORGE M. ETHERIDGE The only controls available to those on board were two push-buttons on the center post of the cabin ... KURT VONNEGUT I cut myself off from the mainstream of jazz. It stood me in good stead later on, as a musician. DAVE VAN RONK Every once in while, a person will do something obvious and direct that is no more than it appears t... STEVEN BRUST You can’t turn love on and off like a light switch, no matter how hard you try. All you can do is ... KATHERINE ALLRED He just said, 'Oh, OK,' ... From that time on, he was at every workout. It was crazy how he develope... BRIAN GILBERT I mean, I could go ahead and cut my head off in the guillotine, and it looks great, ... Well, now yo... ALICE COOPER They say that a part of you dies when a special Loved One passes away...I disagree...I say a part of... DANIEL YANEZ I was just a kid who had arrived in the world of professional football and thought he could do anyth... ANTOINE GRIEZMANN You couldn't just pick and choose at will when someone depended on you, or loved you. It wasn't like... SARAH DESSEN I am an on-and-off vegetarian. Sometimes on, mostly off. I think it is better to be a vegetarian but... JONATHAN SAFRAN FOER When a lot of voices, make up a noise, the man who is silent represents a voice. APURVA GAGLANI It is a lie. ARTHUR MILLER Once in a while, I'll slip and get off my vegan diet and have egg whites in the morning, that... TRAVIS BARKER I went to adjust my brake bias and I'm pretty sure I knocked the ignition switch off. They are right... DANICA PATRICK You shouldn't have anything without a title and every part off the vehicle should have a serial numb... DENNIS CLAY I grew up on 'Lost.' I was 17 when I started, and I did it for four or five years, on and of... TANIA RAYMONDE The quarterback is an extension of the coach and has a certain type of swagger mentality, on and off... CAM NEWTON Mining asteroids will ultimately benefit humanity on and off the Earth in a multitude of ways. PETER DIAMANDIS Overall, I was extremely impressed with the fashion scene that Stockholm has to offer, both on and o... ASLAUG MAGNUSDOTTIR I have a very good relationship with my peers both on and off the pitch. ALEXANDRE PATO When a child dies, a parent loses a part of themselves,” he said. “Your whole world ceases to ex... NICOLE WILLIAMS I have my life on a track that I want it on, and I don't want to get off. KARL MALONE Allie, what do the Stars tell me to do? You know I don't understand the scientific part. ROBERT A. HEINLEIN The capacity of humans to believe in what seems to me highly improbable- from table tapping to the s... ROBERT A. HEINLEIN It is strange being in a crowd where no one knows your face or cares for your purpose. In Lykos, I w... PIERCE BROWN On my days off, I love denim cut off shorts with gladiator sandals and crop tops. KAT GRAHAM I got live tweeted once by someone who was opposite my home in some rented accommodation. He was act... BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH As a professional football player, I have quite a bit of time in the off-season to pursue other goal... KYLE BRADY I think we can be competitive on and off the field and create a model where our athletes are scholar... GORDON GEE You must have traveled all night,” she heard herself say. “I had to come back early.” Sh... LISA KLEYPAS I definitely want to do more movies, and I'm also a writer, so I have a few screenplays that I... ELIZA COUPE Jack Black is so funny! On and off screen, like, he would make you laugh every day. He's hilario... CAITLIN HALE When I got the script for Memento, I read it and I got killed off on page one and I fired my agent. JOE PANTOLIANO While in my late teens and in my 20s, I worked seven days a week, 20 hours a day. I worked my tail o... JOHN CATSIMATIDIS For me, it's just finding ways to create shots. I feel like if I got a shot off, it has a good c... SETH CURRY The last start of spring training, my (cut fastball) was okay. It just wasn't what I wanted it to be... ROY HALLADAY The reason I do it is that I like my freedom. If I want to take a day off, I take a day off. You can... BRUCE HAGERMAN When you make albums like I do, and it's based off fanfare and based off touring - I make these ... PUSHA T A great number of people wake up each morning with the thought of not just how to pay back, but how ... ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH I hear a lot of what is said about me on those shows, and it really ticks me off. Guys who call and ... BOB WICKMAN I once got caught out on a day like this one, and it?s not something I?d want to do again. HARRY ALLEN There's not enough time in each day to really focus enough attention on any one thing, but I'... ALEX GUARNASCHELLI I still find trusting people quite hard. I've got a couple of mates that I do let in, but that's it.... ROBBIE WILLIAMS I remember right after Carter got elected, I was sitting in my apartment in Albany, CA, on a Saturda... BILL JOY I became inspired while I was listening to music on the radio. I felt the music in my head sounded b... BHUMIBOL ADULYADEJ I was horribly shy all through grade school and high school. But somehow I got up the nerve to audit... LAURIE METCALF I love this team. Once we turn on the second gear we're off to the races. We can play with anybody i... CHRIS MCCRAY Your assumptions are your windows on the world. Scrub them off every once in a while, or the light w... ISAAC ASIMOV Your assumptions are your windows on the world. Scrub them off every once in a while, or the light w... ALAN ALDA We lived in a classless society. We'd spend a summer at Gore Vidal's house in Italy, but we ... GABY HOFFMANN Tom Brady is a person of great integrity and is a great ambassador of the game both on and off the f... ROBERT KRAFT I can see only three planets in the entire universe, namely Heaven, Earth and Me! Heaven shines its ... ISRAELMORE AYIVOR I've never lived in New York. I've never done a play off or on Broadway, so I think that'... ERIC STONESTREET Coach [John Fox] let me know that Stephen was down and it was going to be on my shoulders, me and Ro... DESHAUN FOSTER There are so many things we do in life that define the real meaning of our lives. There are so many ... ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH Fred Zinnemann, on From Here To Eternity and The Sundowners really brings out of me, in a completely... DEBORAH KERR They need to understand they have to do something post secondary. Work is inevitable. They have to p... DEBORAH KERR I hear a lot of what is said about me on those shows, and it really ticks me off. Guys who call and ... BOB WICKMAN Never give up on you. In order to make a difference you would have to somehow be different. JOHNNIE DENT JR. I was in Africa once. I was in Kenya. I got off the plane, and I thought, 'Africa...' Some g... ED O'NEILL Anyhow, I took every stitch of clothing off and got out of bed. And I got down on my knees on the fl... HARUKI MURAKAMI I'm not one who can get by on six hours sleep night after night. You can see it on my face and h... ANNA KENDRICK I think we are well advised to keep on nodding terms with the people we used to be, whether we find ... JOAN DIDION The cruising life isn't for all of us. It isn't even for most of us, but it is for some of us, ... JIM TREFETHEN I figured it out Saturday. My putter has been a lot longer, and I cut it off and started stroking it... DAVIS LOVE III
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