I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving.

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving.

If you are in a spaceship that is traveling at the speed of light, and you turn on the headlights, does anything happen?

My apartment was robbed and everything was replaced with exact replicas...I told my roommate and he said 'Do I know you?

It looks good. The market's happy.

It's a beautiful car. If I owned this car, I wouldn't drive it.