Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard on a cold night, she can still survive.

It ain't a fit night out for man or beast.

Drown in a cold vat of whiskey? Death, where is thy sting?

A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain.

Never try to impress a woman, because if you do she'll expect you to keep up the standard for the rest of your life.

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.