Drown in a cold vat of whiskey? Death, where is thy sting?

Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake.

Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard on a cold night, she can still survive.

Death where is thy sting? Love, where is thy glory?

Don't worry about your heart, it will last you as long as you live.

When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty.