It ain't a fit night out for man or beast.

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.

A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain.

Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard on a cold night, she can still survive.

The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves.

There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation.