Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.

When a man gets close to a woman wearing a leather mini-skirt, his heart starts beating faster, his throat gets dry, his knees get weak and he becomes irrational.. Why? Because the leather smells like a new car.

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.'

I wish that all of my enemies had three cars parked in front of their house. An ambulance, fire truck and police car.

In spring birds return from their tropical vacation. Six months later they regret their decision and go back.