Luckily the kids are pretty well-balanced and well-grounded and not monster-like at all.

It wouldn't be so bad, you know? It's pretty snazzy.

There's no reason to be otherwise...I think that the kids that come around, it's so nice to meet them. For all intents and purposes they're my boss, they keep me employed.

Life's pretty good, and why wouldn't it be? I'm a pirate, after all.

When kids hit 1 year old, it's like hanging out with a miniature drunk. You have to hold onto them. They bump into things. They laugh and cry. They urinate. They vomit.'

Life's pretty good, and why wouldn't it be? I'm a pirate, after all.