Life's pretty good, and why wouldn't it be? I'm a pirate, after all.

It wouldn't be so bad, you know? It's pretty snazzy.

Life's pretty good, and why wouldn't it be? I'm a pirate, after all.

Life's pretty good, and why wouldn't it be? I'm a pirate, after all

I think everybody's weird. We should all celebrate our individuality and not be embarrassed or ashamed of it.

I'm an old-fashioned guy... I want to be an old man with a beer belly sitting on a porch, looking at a lake or something.