It wouldn't be so bad, you know? It's pretty snazzy.

Life's pretty good, and why wouldn't it be? I'm a pirate, after all.

I think everybody's weird. We should all celebrate our individuality and not be embarrassed or ashamed of it.

I'm an old-fashioned guy... I want to be an old man with a beer belly sitting on a porch, looking at a lake or something.

Just keep moving forward and don't give a shit about what anybody thinks. Do what you have to do, for you.

One of the greatest pieces of advice I’ve ever gotten in my life was from my mom. When I was a little kid there was a kid who was bugging me at school and she said “Okay, I’m gonna tell you what to do. If the kid’s bugging you and puts his hands on you; you pick up the nearest rock...