Gary Shteyngart
Related There was a lot of guilt and a lot of what-ifs. Then you think of (his) family. Then realism hit: Ho... ARMY SGT. Just when I think you might have a soul, you say shit like that. KODY KEPLINGER JOHNNY DEPP If you start to smell some of the shit, you start smelling all of the shit DOUG STANHOPE JAMES JOYCE I don't know what the fuck you think you're doing, ace, but this Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde shit ain't ... SYLVIA DAY Hey.” He watched me back away as if he was dangerous. He looked entirely too pleased with himself.... ALYXANDRA HARVEY JOHNNY DEPP JUSTIN HALPERN KRISTEN ASHLEY HUSEYN RAZA C. JOYBELL C. MITCH HEDBERG I dont think God gives a shit if we have a dog or if a woman wears shorts. I think He gives a shit... , AN ABUNDANCE OF KATHERINES, 2008 STEPHEN CHBOSKY CHARLES MANSON GEORGE R.R. MARTIN DEYTH BANGER SARAH J. MAAS You don’t like romantic shit,” Luke remarks and frowns at me.KRISTEN PROBY I don’t care what you meant to do. I really don’t.CHRISTIAN KIEFER How lucky I am to have known somebody and something that saying goodbye to is so damned awful. EVANS G. VALENS WALLY LAMB Plunging in “truths” about God is like walking on the bottom of a sea that is not there, searchi... MARIANA FULGER (All the grief she had suffered over her lifetime had moulded her face into a mask of eternal sadnes... JEAN SASSON PENELOPE CRUZ Yeah, cause that would be a smart choice. So, I should just forget about the whole lying to me thing... ELIZABETH J. KOLODZIEJ STEVE MARABOLI URSULA K. LE GUIN SARAH J. MAAS SARAH J. MAAS SARAH J. MAAS GEORGE R.R. MARTIN GEORGE R.R. MARTIN SARAH J. MAAS SARAH J. MAAS I'm telling you now. Without knowing for sure if you sent them, or why, I was left to my own discret... LORI FOSTER MICHAEL JACKSON GEORGE CARLIN CRYSTAL WOODS ANGELINA JOLIE MILEY CYRUS ROB THURMAN JULIE KAGAWA One of the problems with all of this is that not all narratives are equal. Imagine, to take a silly ... DERRICK JENSEN DEYTH BANGER I don't give a shit now, everything's been done. All that matters is you do it and you have a little... MATTHEW BARBER JUSTIN HALPERN ADAM CAROLLA PETER JACKSON I like to open for a band as it brings on sort of a challenge and it makes things more interesting. ... KELLY JONES To know wisdom is to be all knowledgeable ,to use that knowledge for the greater good is to no that ... GARY F EVANS... EMINEM YOUNG THUG I no longer have a problem!, I'm free from the lies, the bs, the games, the drama, the sneaky shit y... JOZIE TAHEREH MAFI EMMA CHASE GEORGE R.R. MARTIN Help Roberto out, make a non-insulting phrase using 'you and you' and 'shit'. If he'd been one of my... CARLES PUYOL JIDENNA I went to the store to get a refill of Happiness. I opened the box and it said to tell the negative ... NERISSA IRVING SAMANTHA YOUNG C.E. MURPHY BANGAMBIKI HABYARIMANA I have to go through auditions, and my surname has got me into rooms, but I'll never know if it ... OONA CHAPLIN SIERRA D. WATERS I remember my first road win was pretty big and I got a lot of confidence from that. I think you dra... BRIAN ELLIOTT BANGAMBIKI HABYARIMANA HENRY JAMES EMINEM TIFFANIE DEBARTOLO I think the show has sort of given me a name in this business and allowed a lot of people the opport... SHIRI APPLEBY Chase.” He cleared his throat and shook his head once. “That girl means everything to me. Which ... MOLLY MCADAMS CRYSTAL WOODS GERMANY KENT ROBERT ANTON WILSON JOHN GREEN C. JOYBELL C. I love you, you know that? You're so selfless.ANNIE BREWER RUSSELL CROWE BRYAN LEE O'MALLEY ROBERT GOOLRICK ILONA ANDREWS NEIL GAIMAN Shit happens. Doesn't mean you have to step in it. But if you do I would buy a new pair of shoes. KILBURN HALL JOAN CRAWFORD MICHAEL JACKSON If you say shit happens, you have a weak sphincter. PRABHUDOSS SAMUEL SIMONE ELKELES PETER LYNCH NANCY LOPEZ We all got pushed into doing some bad stuff. And some people would blame all of that stuff on their ... CHRISTINE WHITMARSH E.M. FORSTER NICK HORNBY JUSTIN HALPERN BENJAMIN R. SMITH JUSTIN HALPERN CYNTHIA HAND LAURELL K. HAMILTON Fake is the new real,You gotta keep a lot a shit to yourself. GENEREUX PHILIP
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I read that I was in bed with her, which is a ton of shit. I have met her and it went like this: 'Ho... 
My sweet naughty girl I got your hot letter tonight and have been trying to picture you frigging you... 
I don't give a shit how it happened, the window is broken... Wait, why is there syrup everywhere? Ok... 
There are very few, very fuckin' few people, Kia, who get what's precious in this world. They work t... 
Bhulaney ke liay bhi tujhy yaad tu kerna hoga,
Empathy is the new measurement of everything. It doesn't matter what religion you have, what God you... 
I want to get a job as someone who names kitchen appliances. Toaster, refrigerator, blender.... all ... 
Charlie?'
Well, we’re our own prisons. We each our own wardens & we do our own times. We get stuck in our ow... 
History is a wheel, for the nature of man is fundamentally unchanging. What has happened before will... 
Your shit is for you, my shit is for me - Understand? 
You're still lovely," Mor said a bit gently. 
I know it's a crock of shit. I ain't offering you happily-ever-after. I'm offering you... happily-ma... 
Red dress, strappy shoes? wow. She's really staring at you. - Shit. - And she seems to be crying.Les... 
I want to live my life in such a way that when I get out of bed in the morning, the devil says, "aw ... 
There are talking dogs all over the place, unbelievably boring they are, on and on and on about sex ... 
The issue isn't whether he loved you, it's how much. Too much. Love can be poison 
I am broken and healing, but every piece of my heart belong to you. 
Night gathers, and now my watch begins. It shall not end until my death. I shall take no wife, hold ... 
Why can't you share your bed? The most loving thing to do is to share your bed with someone, ... You... 
Something is wrong here. War, disease, death, destruction, hunger, filth, poverty, torture, crime, c... 
I can be a stupid girl inside of a crazy woman at times over you. If I weren’t, you should be worr... 
You're young, you're drunk, you're in bed, you have knives; shit happens... 
With yourself, I think you have to decide the kind of person that you really want to be, and for me,... 
She’d eat you alive.” “She would, would she?” Niko said dryly. “Seriously, Nik, she’s da... 
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Horror as for me is the best choice, you can gain a lot of. I like to be afraid like to see this shi... 
On Sharing
My feeling is this whole country is founded on the principle of 'if you are not hurting anyone, and ... 
The first day I start shooting, I start having a recurring nightmare that every single night that I ... 
Look. I was pissed off! That's all I could say. I really felt that I wanted to do that shit. At one ... 
Whatever I think of, that's what I do. I wake up and think, 'I want to buy a car', I buy... 
So that's it?" Kenji says. "You just like him for his personality, huh?"
You can’t get a reaction from someone who doesn’t give a shit. 
I thought I had everything going for me. I wasn't listening to nobody. And my dad was like, '... 
Good to know in times of war you can’t bluff for shit. 
You seriously think you got some kind of god after you?” Gary asked. Marie nodded. Gary turned to ... 
We die a day at a time 
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Some days are hard on us. Life gets serious and shit sucks. But you're my favorite distraction, attr... 
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If you think you know what the hell is going on, you're probably full of shit. 
You know your problem, Quentin? You keep expecting people not to be themselves. I mean, I could hate... 
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What kind of tea do you want?"
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Slowly, silently, I reach out and slip the glass out of her hand.
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By the side of the everlasting Why there is a Yes--a transitory Yes if you like, but a Yes. 
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Nice dress,” Victoria said.
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Keep yourself motivated. You've got to be motivated, you've got to wake up every day and und... 
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