If you start to smell some of the shit, you start smelling all of the shit

I had no musical or athletic ability, and I wasn't particularly good looking. Comedy was something I could do for attention.

I love conspiracy theories. I used to just live on it. You know it's all hype and garbage, but you're still really paranoid afterwards. It's fun entertainment.

Nationalism does nothing but teach you to hate people you never met, and to take pride in accomplishments you had no part in.

Comedy can always be taken the wrong way. If I do a bit that is meant to diffuse racism or sexism, I'm not going to avoid it on the chance that a small portion of the audience might take it the wrong way.

Life is like a movie, if you've sat through more than half of it and its sucked every second so far, it probably isn't gonna get great right at the end and make it all worthwhile. None should blame you for walking out early.