Let us proceed under the assumption that the fairy folk do exist, and that I am not a gibbering moron.

You're just so confident and self-sufficient. So many girls - especially in my world - are so insecure and jealous. We rely so much on one another, but we're so mean to each other at the same time. We could use more women like you to look up to.

Then find out what your sword is - find your own advantage - and wear it proudly.

Bring a sword to school. Trust me-those girls will leave you alone.

But after being on the run I've learned a life spent creating enemies isn't worth leading. Having allies is the best advantage in the world.

What many people don't know about 'Peter Pan' is that it's a very violent book and Hook is one of the most finely observed villains ever.