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Then find out what your sword is - find your own advantage - and wear it proudly.


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EOIN COLFER A CD. How quaint. We have these in museums.
EOIN COLFER That was horrible. Horrible. That poor little guy."
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“Oh,” said ...
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EOIN COLFER Ah, my princess. Noble steed. How does the morning find you both?
EOIN COLFER So if you're not Artemis Fowl, then who are you?"

The boy extended a dripping hand straig...
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EOIN COLFER Hey, look—your girlfriend is saying something."
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Holly: The FBI, CIA, NSA, DEA, MI6. Oh, and the EIB.
EOIN COLFER If you were me, then I'd be you, and if I were you, then I'd hide somewhere far away.
EOIN COLFER If I win, I'm a prodigy. If I lose, then I'm crazy. That's the way history is written.
EOIN COLFER Have you ever heard of the theory of relativity?"
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Opal tapped t...
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I am the future queen of this world, at the very least. You may refer t...
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EOIN COLFER Too much damned TV. Thinks he's Sherlock Holmes."
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EOIN COLFER Shut up, Julius! I mean, quiet a moment, Commander.
EOIN COLFER Stay back, human. You don't know what you're dealing with.
EOIN COLFER Knock yourself out... Or rather, don't.
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EOIN COLFER I am unarmed. But Butler here, my ...ah...butler, has a Sig Saucer in his shoulder holster, two shri...
EOIN COLFER Hit that back-stabber where it hurts, right in the ambition.
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EOIN COLFER I don't like lollipops.
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EOIN COLFER Trust me. I'm a genius.
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Holly: Oh, I saw a huge explosion and wondered: now,...
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EOIN COLFER Play along, the wink said. I'll get you out of this.

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EOIN COLFER A pity to survive night flights over St. Georges Channel only to crack my skull falling from a ladde...
EOIN COLFER Holly
EOIN COLFER code red thing.’ Holly
EOIN COLFER upprising.
EOIN COLFER Pizza, pizza,
Fill up your face,
The thicker the pastry,
The better the base!
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EOIN COLFER The lucky ones hit partitions and went straight through. The unlucky ones collided with solid cinder...
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EOIN COLFER There's nothing more dangerous than a short guy with something to prove.
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EOIN COLFER The sarcasm made a slight whistling noise as it flew over Loafers' head.
EOIN COLFER Together we will be unstoppable.
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EOIN COLFER So, Mr. Digence, home to visit the family?"

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EOIN COLFER The only other scenario that could explain everything, up to and including your own bizarre apperanc...
EOIN COLFER When the moment comes, will you take your chance to be a hero?
EOIN COLFER Jon Spiro had not hired Pex and Chips for their debating sills. In the job interview, they had only ...
EOIN COLFER (about his terrible attempt at making a sandwich) It's more difficult than it looks. (Artemis Fowl)
EOIN COLFER And one more thing. About my name — Artemis — you were right. In London, it is generally a femal...
EOIN COLFER This was a nightmare scenario for any bodyguard: stuck in the middle of a transparent tube, several ...
EOIN COLFER She held out a small voice recorder. 'By the way, could you describe exactly how you felt at the mom...
EOIN COLFER You still awake?' asked the anesthetist.
'Nope,' I replied.
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EOIN COLFER When you've come face-to-face with the dark side of the school yard, life doesn't hold many surprise...
EOIN COLFER Her glare was so intense that you completely forgot she was wearing pink.
EOIN COLFER Doobie always wanted to see the badge. It was shiny, and he was eight.
EOIN COLFER It felt like my teeth were sweating. Eoin Colfer's The Legend of Spud Murphy
EOIN COLFER Today he became a killer, or else a corpse.
EOIN COLFER Artemis and Holly stood together in their underwear, gingerly locking fingers. They had crossed spac...
EOIN COLFER Young love is common, but that doesn't mean it's not precious.
EOIN COLFER Some people just needed to be stolen from.
EOIN COLFER They were in a position of total ignorance and people in that position often died without being enli...
EOIN COLFER This might hurt a little is universal code for this will definitely hurt a lot
EOIN COLFER The Theory of Evolution has more holes in it than a dam made out of Swiss cheese.
EOIN COLFER Oh,It's going to be so easy to kill you",scoffed Opal.
EOIN COLFER Why can't we for once have a meeting in Starbucks?
EOIN COLFER Now I can do the bolts," she slurred. "I've been trying to focus enough magic all week."
The ma...
EOIN COLFER I can grow cameras!" she had shrieked at the Brill brothers during one briefing. "Who's to say that ...
EOIN COLFER The next minute or so was spent howling on the ceiling . Imp No.1 joined in, but he wasn't really fe...
EOIN COLFER Maybe I owe you something too, human," she said, drawing her pistol. Butler almost reacted, but deci...
EOIN COLFER Friendship isn't a science mudboy. Just do what you think is right.
EOIN COLFER Artemis simple-toon
EOIN COLFER I am not exuding anything," said Holly through gritted teeth.

Orion tapped her shoulder. ...
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EOIN COLFER A fifeteen-year old, of to save the world, with faries. - Angeline Fowl
EOIN COLFER Radomosity, thought Artemis. And he felt like weeping.
EOIN COLFER I'm the nut!
EOIN COLFER Mulch's tongue lolled out, resting on the centaur's neck. "Mmm," he mumbled around his tongue. "Hors...
EOIN COLFER Earth,” he began, ignoring the impulse to open his notes folder and count the words. He knew this ...
EOIN COLFER Is that how you're going to take me? Scare me into voluntarily coming aboard, then steal my Ice Cube...
EOIN COLFER Are you saying that you people knew about these amorophobots all the time?"
"Of course we did. ...
EOIN COLFER Orion sniffed. "Good. Then, worthy centaur, perhaps you could give me a ride to the village on your ...
EOIN COLFER Butler snapped his fingers. "Focus, Artemis! Time enough for your Atlantis Complex later. We have th...
EOIN COLFER Artemis: I am not buoyed by that.
Foaly: You are not supposed to be buoyed by that. You are sup...
EOIN COLFER Quickly, Holly," said Artemis urgently. "Follow those bubbles."

Holly opened the throttle...
EOIN COLFER Very well, I promise. So, what did you get for me?" Angeline paused for a beat. "Jeans." "What?" cro...
EOIN COLFER Me," Artemis blurted. "I'm the nut."
Artemis could have sworn the squid winked at him before br...
EOIN COLFER So, what did you get for me?"
Angeline paused for a beat. "Jeans."
"What?" croaked Artemis...
EOIN COLFER Orion:"Oh, how I pray that dragon will turn 'round so that I may smite it."
Foaly: "Smite it wi...
EOIN COLFER Oh, I'm crazy all right. I do have plenty of psychoses. Multiple personality, delusional dementia, O...
EOIN COLFER Can we please focus? We are supposed to be professionals." Holly said.

"Not me!" said Ori...
EOIN COLFER Are you an angel or a devil, sir? I need to know. Are you taking me up or down?
EOIN COLFER All we can hope for is that he will fall into the ocean with a bar of soap in his pocket.
EOIN COLFER Stupid. Stupid. Foaly, we are both imbeciles. I don't expect lateral thinking from the LEP, but from...
EOIN COLFER He had seen bigger men than he with mummy's handkerchief clutched in on hand and a bloody dagger in ...
EOIN COLFER She strode across the McGraney boundary without a backward glance, legs cutting twin swatches in the...
EOIN COLFER Artemis remembered a few lines from Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland: “But I don’t want to go ...
EOIN COLFER The others ignored him, busy doing what men generally do in dangerous times: putting on their trouse...
EOIN COLFER It looks like you've found an intellectual equal, Mulch," said Holly. "It's a pity he isn't a girl; ...
EOIN COLFER