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CHRIS COLFER Those are parallel! Leave me alone!
CALVIN MILLED You aren't going to leave me alone are you?
EDIE ADAMS Those who earn your trust by surprise will leave surprisingly
M.F. MOONZAJER My missus knows to leave me alone.
BRIAN O'DRISCOLL And the king said, Bring me a sword. And they brought a sword before the king.
BIBLE Leave me alone, you big fat shitburger!
CHRIS CRUTCHER If you draw your sword against those you sworn to protect, the very ones who trust in your strength,...
BRYAN DAVIS Mellow out. If you don't make yourself interesting to those guys they'll leave you alone,
COLE HAUSER Shigure Sohma: singing High school girls high school girls all for me High school girls
NATSUKI TAKAYA I can’t trust beautiful girls
because everyone want them;
I can’t trust ugly girls
because they ...
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"I can’t. I can�...
RICHELLE MEAD If you act crazy enough, people will leave you alone.
JAIME CONTRERAS I had a lot of friends in high school who said, 'Louie, I don't care what the government doe...
LOUIE GOHMERT The day when it all ends. Will you be with me or will you be gone and leave me alone. On that day, w...
IVANN RODRIGUEZ I feel Bush should leave it alone. This is just a ploy to bring more notoriety to himself.
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ESTELLE At school I got teased because I was so thin and awkward-looking. But the girls on TV looked similar...
CANDICE SWANEPOEL I can't do this anymore," I cried, "Why won't you just leave me alone?"
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ALEXANDRA BRACKEN If you go long enough without a bath, even the fleas will leave you alone.
ERNIE PYLE If you go long enough without a bath, even the fleas will leave you alone
ERNIE PYLE ...to all the monsters in my nursery: May you never leave me alone.
GUILLERMO DEL TORO I know most of the photographers in Ireland. And if I don't want my photograph taken, they will ...
SAOIRSE RONAN No, I'm a man with a rule. People leave me alone, I leave them alone. If they don't, I don't.
LEE CHILD People talk about the conscience, but it seems to me one must just bring it up to a certain point an...
HENRY JAMES Leave Me Alone, I'm Reading
MAUREEN CORRIGAN All conservatism is based upon the idea that if you leave things alone you leave them as they are. B...
G. K. CHESTERTON All conservatism is based upon the idea that if you leave things alone you leave them as they are. B...
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CHRIS COLFER Leave yourself alone, trying to fix your subconscious with programs and acts of will is tantamount t...
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DANIELE LANZAROTTA I try to push ideas away, and the ones that will not leave me alone are the ones that ultimately end...
J. J. ABRAMS When you are a character actor they trust you will go in and give them a full character and leave.
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ANN BRASHARES Trust Only The Few Who Will Travel By Your Side, You Never Know When They Ones Behind You Will Leave...
NICHOLAS EDWARD GARDNER Either give me more wine or leave me alone.
JALALUDDIN MEVLANA RUMI It pained me to imagine how our twosome appeared to others, marked as those kind of girls who belong...
EMMA CLINE Technology is always a two-edged sword. It will bring in many benefits, but also many disasters.
ALAN MOORE There's not much you need to know about the world. Except how to use a sword and trust very few.
MELINA MARCHETTA The Sunday school trip: While us girls were alone, a nasty piece of work called Louise, aged about e...
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NEIL GAIMAN You must never leave me Sweetness. I will never leave you.
JEN WYLIE Thank you? Was that like a thanks, but no thanks? Thanks, but I’m watching a movie, leave me alone...
CORA CARMACK I can't stand to watch anything that I'm in. I tear it apart. The worst thing you can do is ...
ELIAS KOTEAS In chusing a wife, and buying a sword, we ought not to trust
another.
GEORGE HERBERT Just leave me alone. I'm not myself. I'm falling apart, and I don't want you here.
DANIEL KEYES The people who only value you by what you bring to the table, will leave you with the bill every tim...
TROY GATHERS What you walk away from will determine what God can bring to you. You must leave Egypt before you ca...
THABISO TOX XABANISA Lesson for me: no leave things in the car, trust nobody.
DARREN BENITEZ Perhaps love is like a resting place, A shelter from the storm, It exists to give you comfort, It is...
JOHN DENVER Leave not a sword in the hand of an idiot.
UNKNOWN Trust those you think you can before you trust those you know you can’t.
VIKRANT PARSAI Here in Denmark, you can easily just be left alone. This is my 'hood, and people leave me alone;...
LARS MIKKELSEN It was a tough decision to leave school. I will be forever grateful to the school and my coaches the...
BILL THOMAS I can't drown my demons, they know how to swim"
BRING ME THE HORIZON Never Leave Well Enough Alone.
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SHERRILYN KENYON Be sure to leave your underpants with someone you can trust.
JETHRO TULL Never trust girls who let themselves be touched right away. But even less those who need a priest fo...
CARLOS RUIZ ZAFóN Feed a squirrel and he'll leave you alone every day.
BRIAN SPELLMAN Only God can judge me so I'm gone, either love me or leave me alone.
JAY-Z Give me your trust, said the Aes Sedai.
On my shoulders I support the sky.
Trust me to kno...
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SEYMOUR NIGHTWEAVER Don't leave home without your sword - your intellect.
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BILL O'REILLY Who with a sword will come to us, he will die by the sword.
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MAUREEN CORRIGAN I am what I am. Take it or leave me alone.
ROSARIO MORALES Please, don't leave me alone with my thoughts... They'll kill me in an instant
EE Goals will lift you up or bring you down. They're going to kill you, those goals.
HERCULEZ GOMEZ If you 'don't do politics' , trust me - politics will do you.
CHRISTINA ENGELA Bring back dueling, I say. Drive-by sword fight.
TIM ROTH I really don't know what "I love you" means
I think it means "Don't leave me here alone.
NEIL GAIMAN When you get a thing the way you want it, leave it alone.
WINSTON CHURCHILL Your shyness alone will bring you more emotional and material losses than all of your other negative...
AMIT KALANTRI When you hear about those deaths, it is a concern. It's the kind of thing the kids bring to me to ta...
LEXIE SPURLOCK Take care of your own business and leave me alone. You're paranoid!
GUILLERMO CORIA Naturally. When old fighters like me leave it's sensible to bring in young ones.
WOLFGANG CLEMENT Trust your intuition; it’s a friend that will always have your back and never leave your side.
SCOTTIE SOMERS Be careful who you leave them with. Don't trust nobody.
MARTA MORALES Chris and the school getting that recognition of a scholarship to a Division I-AA program I think wi...
DAVE COYNE Those who play with the devil's toys will be brought by degrees to wield his sword.
RICHARD BUCKMINSTER FULLER Just trust those around you and trust yourself.
JOHNNY SIMMONS Yes, I will bring the understanding of a woman to the Court, but I doubt that alone will affect my d...
SANDRA DAY O'CONNOR My mum wouldn't let me go outside. Coming back from school, the gang men sometimes would say thi...
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GAY MCNUTT Whatever those players will bring us will be a bonus.
GUY CHARRON I don't care what you say anymore, this is my lifeGo ahead with your own life and leave me alone.
BILLY JOEL To be labelled a cheat - it's not fair. If I'm a cheat, then prove I'm a cheat or just l...
MO FARAH I never have tantrums. If anything makes me mad, I'm silent. If I'm not talking, leave me al...
PAT NIXON Evil won’t leave you alone until you take a stand or until you’re dead.
DAN GROAT I trust those guys behind me completely.
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ANDRE LEON TALLEY Don't leave home without your sword - your intellect.
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OSCAR WILDE I'll leave you two alone. Morality might be contagious.
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EOIN COLFER Other men look up and down, left and right; but men like us are different. We are visionaries.
EOIN COLFER A CD. How quaint. We have these in museums.
EOIN COLFER That was horrible. Horrible. That poor little guy."
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EOIN COLFER Hey, look—your girlfriend is saying something."
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Holly: The FBI, CIA, NSA, DEA, MI6. Oh, and the EIB.
EOIN COLFER If you were me, then I'd be you, and if I were you, then I'd hide somewhere far away.
EOIN COLFER If I win, I'm a prodigy. If I lose, then I'm crazy. That's the way history is written.
EOIN COLFER Have you ever heard of the theory of relativity?"
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EOIN COLFER Too much damned TV. Thinks he's Sherlock Holmes."
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EOIN COLFER If Koboi defeats and presumably murders us both then you can consider the debt null and void.
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EOIN COLFER Stay back, human. You don't know what you're dealing with.
EOIN COLFER Knock yourself out... Or rather, don't.
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EOIN COLFER I am unarmed. But Butler here, my ...ah...butler, has a Sig Saucer in his shoulder holster, two shri...
EOIN COLFER Hit that back-stabber where it hurts, right in the ambition.
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EOIN COLFER The sarcasm made a slight whistling noise as it flew over Loafers' head.
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EOIN COLFER (about his terrible attempt at making a sandwich) It's more difficult than it looks. (Artemis Fowl)
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EOIN COLFER You still awake?' asked the anesthetist.
'Nope,' I replied.
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EOIN COLFER Her glare was so intense that you completely forgot she was wearing pink.
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EOIN COLFER Today he became a killer, or else a corpse.
EOIN COLFER Artemis and Holly stood together in their underwear, gingerly locking fingers. They had crossed spac...
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EOIN COLFER This might hurt a little is universal code for this will definitely hurt a lot
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EOIN COLFER Oh,It's going to be so easy to kill you",scoffed Opal.
EOIN COLFER Why can't we for once have a meeting in Starbucks?
EOIN COLFER Now I can do the bolts," she slurred. "I've been trying to focus enough magic all week."
The ma...
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EOIN COLFER Maybe I owe you something too, human," she said, drawing her pistol. Butler almost reacted, but deci...
EOIN COLFER Friendship isn't a science mudboy. Just do what you think is right.
EOIN COLFER Artemis simple-toon
EOIN COLFER I am not exuding anything," said Holly through gritted teeth.
Orion tapped her shoulder. ...
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EOIN COLFER Radomosity, thought Artemis. And he felt like weeping.
EOIN COLFER I'm the nut!
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Holly opened the throttle...
EOIN COLFER Very well, I promise. So, what did you get for me?" Angeline paused for a beat. "Jeans." "What?" cro...
EOIN COLFER Me," Artemis blurted. "I'm the nut."
Artemis could have sworn the squid winked at him before br...
EOIN COLFER So, what did you get for me?"
Angeline paused for a beat. "Jeans."
"What?" croaked Artemis...
EOIN COLFER Orion:"Oh, how I pray that dragon will turn 'round so that I may smite it."
Foaly: "Smite it wi...
EOIN COLFER Oh, I'm crazy all right. I do have plenty of psychoses. Multiple personality, delusional dementia, O...
EOIN COLFER Can we please focus? We are supposed to be professionals." Holly said.
"Not me!" said Ori...
EOIN COLFER Are you an angel or a devil, sir? I need to know. Are you taking me up or down?
EOIN COLFER All we can hope for is that he will fall into the ocean with a bar of soap in his pocket.
EOIN COLFER Stupid. Stupid. Foaly, we are both imbeciles. I don't expect lateral thinking from the LEP, but from...
EOIN COLFER He had seen bigger men than he with mummy's handkerchief clutched in on hand and a bloody dagger in ...
EOIN COLFER She strode across the McGraney boundary without a backward glance, legs cutting twin swatches in the...
EOIN COLFER Artemis remembered a few lines from Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland: “But I don’t want to go ...
EOIN COLFER The others ignored him, busy doing what men generally do in dangerous times: putting on their trouse...
EOIN COLFER It looks like you've found an intellectual equal, Mulch," said Holly. "It's a pity he isn't a girl; ...
EOIN COLFER