It's been going on for days now! On and on and on for days! If I hear one more sexual-chemistry-charged and mutually misunderstood argument I'm going to shoot the pair of you!

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships.

The funny thing is that I had never actually watched TV.

We'll be working so hard with a lot of pressure and one funny bounce goes the wrong way. It just changes everything up, and it's hard to bounce back.

That's the funny thing – no one really knows who's going to enforce this. No one's said here's what you do if someone lights up. Personally, no one's talked to me about how to deal with it.

The trout are fine. If you?re going to eat other resident fish, you should follow the guidelines for bass.