Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships.

Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means.

I love the fact British men act cool whatever the situation so I'm planning to recruit there.

That is the great distinction between the sexes. Men see objects, women see the relationships between objects.

It's not true that nice guys finish last. Nice guys are winners before the game even starts.

This is where men and women are different, we can put aside petty competition for relationships - they can't. It interferes.