The trout are fine. If you?re going to eat other resident fish, you should follow the guidelines for bass.

It's been going on for days now! On and on and on for days! If I hear one more sexual-chemistry-charged and mutually misunderstood argument I'm going to shoot the pair of you!

With events like the Super Bowl, you see a polarization. You're going to get the big guys, but you're also going to see smaller guys blowing their whole ad budget just to get top-of-mind awareness.

What we have right now is like a small city. It would be nice to have flushable toilets, but that's not in the foreseeable future. Thank God we've got power.

It?s not a requirement. It?s not a law. All we can do is provide people with information and they can make their own choices.

This is good information for monitoring, but we already alert people -- especially women, infants and children -- that bass is in the high category for mercury, ... These levels wouldn't change our advisory.