FastSaying
It's almost bed time, so I'll just check my e-mail, Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, and watch a season of my favorite show on Netflix real quick.
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I'm going to open a new Facebook account named 'Anonymous' so all the cool quotes will be attributed to me!
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light on, not because he's afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of him.
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Sure, I do marathons. On Netflix.
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Your eyes water when you yawn because you miss your bed and it makes you sad.
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Three monkeys escaped from the zoo, one was caught watching TV, the other playing hockey, and the third one was caught reading this quote!
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