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Amazing, life-altering anonymous picture quotes on FaceBook: Are they created by graphic designers w...
FIERCE DOLAN Pages on Facebook are allowed to be anonymous. That is really important. People start revolutions; w...
SHERYL SANDBERG Einstein wrote that insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result....
DAVID SEDARIS Do you know what Albert Einstein's definition of insanity was?"
"No."
"Doing the same th...
CHRISTIAN CANTRELL One of the better definitions of insanity - doing the exact same thing over and over and expecting t...
ANTHONY KIEDIS It will be even easier to create anonymous content and not be able to trace it.
CAROL DARR I think I'm a very solitary person. To actually not be anonymous is a bit claustrophobic for me.
ANI DIFRANCO anonymous fruit.
CLARE BOOTH LUCE if it doesn't come bursting out of you
in spite of everything,
don't do it.
unless it...
CHARLES BUKOWSKI Kindness is universal. Sometimes being kind allows others to see the goodness in humanity through yo...
GERMANY KENT They will remain anonymous. Hopefully, this will get [her] back on track.
LAURA DUDA If you are going to walk on thin ice, you might as well dance! -Anonymous.
ANONYMOUS Ask a heckler to identify himself and his company. They usually prefer to be anonymous.
JUDY MOREO To paraphrase Einstein, insanity is expecting employees to do one thing while rewarding them for doi...
ROBERT G. THOMPSON Mothers don't have to face prosecution, they will remain anonymous and cops will not look for them.
ESTELLA OLGUIN When Facebook was getting started, nothing used real identity - everything was anonymous or pseudony...
MARK ZUCKERBERG I enjoyed being anonymous.
SACHA BARON COHEN I'm not affiliated with either Wikileaks or Anonymous - of course, it's not like I would tel...
JONATHAN NOLAN Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous.
UNKNOWN Welcome to Telepathics Anonymous. Don’t bother introducing yourself.
BAUVARD At the heart of all anger, all grudges, and all resentment, you'll always find a fear that hopes to ...
DONALD L. HICKS We're just going to have to find the right person out there with the right information. They can rem...
CAPT. LESTER BONEY I don't know why anybody would look into an anonymous letter.
JOSEPH DINATALE It's easy, its international and it can be fairly anonymous.
ANDY FISHER Never answer an anonymous letter
YOGI BERRA Basis of society: anonymous sweat.
EMILE M. CIORAN Meant to be" allows for lazy. The idea of destiny alleviates anxiety; it comforts us. We stop believ...
STEPHANIE KLEIN The more you know, the less you need to show. -Anonymous.
ANONYMOUS I don't see how a reporter can function in a sensitive beat without relying on anonymous sources -- ...
BOB ZELNICK For most of history, Anonymous was a woman.
VIRGINIA WOOLF Graffiti is a pathetic attempt at anonymous recognition.
DALE ADAMS Anonymity, not ignorance, is bliss. ~Anonymous
JOSEPH MCDONALD Self-respect can be a extension of your ego or a priceless virtue. -Anonymous.
ANONYMOUS She’d rather be anonymous in a big city than infamous in a small town.
LORELEI JAMES Slap a mask on a drunk and you're going to have trouble. It's like having a live reenactment of anon...
RANDY K. MILHOLLAND Sure, some journalists use anonymous sources just because they're lazy and I think editors ought...
BEN BRADLEE There are no accidents. God's just trying to remain anonymous.
C.S. LEWIS There are no accidents. God's just trying to remain anonymous.
MOTHER TERESA OF CALCUTTA For the past five or six years, the people in Cap and Skull decided to be anonymous.
ALEX MAGHOUB A coincidence is a small miracle in which God chooses to remain anonymous.
SOURCE UNKNOWN A coincidence is a small miracle in which God chooses to remain anonymous.
ALBERT EINSTEIN A coincidence is a small miracle in which God chooses to remain anonymous.
IRENE HANNON The donor simply stated that they wanted to 'create some momentum' in the Mesa Symphony's fund-raisi...
GINA STEVENS The fact that I stay anonymous means I can exhibit wherever I want. No one knows my name, so it'...
JR To love and be loved is to feel the sun from both sides. thanks to Ashley -Anonymous love quote.
ANONYMOUS LOVE QUOTE Coincidence is God's way of remaining anonymous.
ANONYMOUS I just miss - I miss being anonymous.
BARACK OBAMA Coincidence is God's way of being anonymous.
LAURA PEDERSEN Even though its anonymous, it's still ominous,
DANIEL SOLOVE I'm very, very used to feeling anonymous, you know?
DAVID HAREWOOD In some ways, he may be looking down at all of this and be amused by it all. He was a person who lik...
JOSEPH HOFFMAN Wonder is the beginning of wisdom. -Anonymous (Greek Proverb).
GREEK PROVERB I don't need to go to gamblers anonymous or anything but I like a flutter,
NICK ATKINSON If you can read this, thank a teacher. -Anonymous teacher.
ANONYMOUS TEACHER Blessed are those who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused. -Anonymous.
ANONYMOUS Do the best you can until you know better. Then when you know better, do better.
ATTRIBUTED TO MAYA AANGELOU You can call a jackass a thoroughbred but that doesn't make it so.
ATTRIBUTED TO ABRAHAM LINCOLN You know the greatest thing about working on 'Fallon?' I get so many anonymous gifts.
QUESTLOVE We keep it as anonymous as we can.
DOUGLAS MURPHY It's all anonymous, no personal information on the household, but an aggregate sample. So, we feel i...
KATIE HO When someone is anonymous, it opens the door to all kinds of antisocial behavior, as seen by the Ku ...
PHILIP ZIMBARDO The fact of the matter is, if you want to be anonymous, you're still better off at the peep show,
PENN JILLETTE When you’re anonymous, other opinions shrink next to the sounds in your own head.
DAN GROAT Even though its anonymous, it's still ominous. It troubles me because it does show this movement tow...
DANIEL SOLOVE So this is going to be drill!?
DEYTH BANGER It's frightening, insidious. It's something we'll be fighting. People believe they're anonymous on t...
BRIDGET BRENNAN Does anyone monitor the quotes on this site? The stupid and mischevous quotes attributed to Keith Ri...
KEITH RICHARDS She’d read somewhere that the definition of crazy was doing the same thing over and over but expec...
LAURELIN PAIGE Stupidity is doing the same thing and expecting a different result.
ELIEZER YUDKOWSKY Do you know the definition of insanity? Doing the same thing over and over and expecting different r...
GENA SHOWALTER My dad used to say the definition of stupidity was doing the same thing over and over again and expe...
DAVID ESTES A coin is examined, and only after careful deliberation, given to a beggar, whereas a child is flung...
PETER WESSEL ZAPFFE We don't swim for the attention. We don't swim to be rock stars. There is something beautifu...
AARON PEIRSOL Long time ago I used to have a life, until someone told me to create a Facebook account.
ANONYMOUS Coincidence is God's way of remaining anonymous.
ALBERT EINSTEIN Bad rumors about the danger of consumer products are getting increasingly commonplace, largely becau...
ERIC DEZENHALL Bitcoin is mostly about anonymous transactions, and I don't think over time that's a good wa...
BILL GATES Public opinion, a vulgar, impertinent, anonymous tyrant who deliberately makes life unpleasant for a...
W. R. [WILLIAM RALPH] INGE Public opinion, a vulgar, impertinent, anonymous tyrant who deliberately makes life unpleasant for a...
WILLIAM RALPH INGE Public opinion, a vulgar, impertinent, anonymous tyrant who deliberately makes life unpleasant for a...
W. R. INGE An open Facebook page is simply a psychiatric dry erase board that screams, “Look at me. I am inse...
SHANNON L. ALDER Facebook isn't helping you make new connections, Facebook doesn't develop new relationships,...
SEAN PARKER With Facebook, you're not really allowed to be unhappy. Think about it: There's only a like ...
YISHAN WONG I have received hostile voice mail messages and e-mails. They are often anonymous, I'm sad to sa...
BEN BRANTLEY I find anonymous music frees me best. Chinese pop can be perfect. I can't decipher anything on t...
ROMESH GUNESEKERA I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a ...
DICK MARTIN Fans have never recognized me before because I'm in newspaper and on radio, two things where I'm com...
WILL SHORTZ I like being famous when it's convenient for me and completely anonymous when it's not.
CATHERINE DENEUVE We ask you to speak for all those silent, anonymous victims of tobacco grieved by their loved ones b...
STANLEY ROSENBLATT The issue is that the codes were attached to anonymous samples. That's where the system broke down.
BILL STAPLETON He's kind of the middle link between the departments and the tipsters helping to keep them anonymous...
BRIAN HAMRIC Anonymous mailers affecting an election are illegal and I have actually retained an attorney to look...
DAVID STRONG A couple of years ago, I had my DNA sequencing done, and it is all anonymous. When the results came ...
AIMEE MULLINS I really felt anonymous. Everyone was really aloof. It felt claustrophobic.
ASHLEY MASON The only truly anonymous donor is the guy who knocks up your daughter.
LENNY BRUCE The only truly anonymous donor is the guy who knocks up your daughter
LENNY BRUCE Someone in the church, who chooses to remain anonymous, contacted me because they have a trucking co...
DAVID MAY It does get old to have to always be a monkey in a zoo. I don't know what it's like any more...
KEVIN BACON The religion of the future will be cosmic religion. It will transcend personal God and avoid dogma a...
ALBERT EINSTEIN To be, or not to be, that is the question.
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE

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Animals are human just like us in a different shape and form so do not abuse them.
ANONYMOUS ANONYMOUS You don't have to touch someone to love them, It's not in the kiss, It's in the times you don't kiss...
ANONYMOUS ANONYMOUS Glory be to Him who changes others and remains Himself unchanged!
ANONYMOUS Beloved, let us love one another, because love is from God; everyone one who loves is born of God an...
ANONYMOUS May the God who gives endurance and encouragement
give you a spirit of unity among yourselves ...
ANONYMOUS Some men are born with cold feet; some acquire cold feet; and some have cold feet thrust upon them.
ANONYMOUS Epperson's law: When a man says it's a silly, childish game, it's probably something his wife can be...
ANONYMOUS Marriage is like a violin. After the music is over, you still have the strings.
ANONYMOUS Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot.
ANONYMOUS Marriage is like a box of chocolates. You have to squeeze a few bottoms to make sure you like what y...
ANONYMOUS Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo...
ANONYMOUS Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter.
ANONYMOUS It's not as great a day for the bride as she thinks. She's not marrying the best man.
ANONYMOUS He believes that marriage and a career don't mix. So after the wedding he plans to quit his job.
ANONYMOUS All marriages are happy. It's living together afterwards that is difficult.
ANONYMOUS A little girl at the wedding afterwards asked her mother why the bride changed her mind. "What do yo...
ANONYMOUS A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes in it.
ANONYMOUS Marital Freedom: The liberty that allows a husband to do exactly that which his wife pleases.
ANONYMOUS Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to do...b...
ANONYMOUS Compromise: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her have her o...
ANONYMOUS Be tolerant of the human race. Your whole family belongs to it -- and some of your spouse's family d...
ANONYMOUS The most expensive wedding usually ends with the quickest divorce.
ANONYMOUS Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
ANONYMOUS Leadership is the ability to hide your panic from others.
ANONYMOUS An expert knows all the answers -- if you ask the right questions.
ANONYMOUS Time cuts down all, Both great and small.
ANONYMOUS Few cases of eyestrain have been developed by looking on the bright side of things.
ANONYMOUS Be an optimist -- at least until they start moving animals in pairs to Cape Canaveral.
ANONYMOUS Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell. •Anonymous Many an o...
ANONYMOUS Some of the smallest situations are the biggest to some people.
ANONYMOUS Man endures pain as an undeserved punishment; woman accepts it as a natural heritage.
ANONYMOUS Defeat may test you; it need not stop you. If at first you don't succeed, try another way. For eve...
ANONYMOUS Anarchy - it's not the law, it's just a good idea.
ANONYMOUS Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.
ANONYMOUS A friend is one to whom you can pour out the contents of your heart, chaff and grain alike. Knowin...
ANONYMOUS Friendship is a living thing that lasts only as long as it is nourished with kindness, empathy and u...
ANONYMOUS She is clothed in strength and dignity, and she laughs without fear of the future.
ANONYMOUS many women do noble things, but you surpass them all. charm is deceptive, beauty is fleeting; but a ...
ANONYMOUS Lady Wisdom will be your close friend; and Brother Knowledge will be your pleasant companion.
ANONYMOUS When pride comes, then comes disgrace, but with humility comes wisdom.
ANONYMOUS It's never too late to have a happy childhood.
ANONYMOUS Happiness is in the heart, not in the circumstances.
ANONYMOUS Happiness is possible only when one is busy. The body must toil, the mind must be occupied, and the ...
ANONYMOUS Happiness is like jam. You can't spread even a little without getting some on yourself.
ANONYMOUS Happiness is the overcoming of not unknown obstacles toward a known goal.
ANONYMOUS Happiness seems to be the result of something happening — inactivity is not very exhilarating.
ANONYMOUS Happiness is not pleasure, it's victory.
ANONYMOUS Happiness is often the result of being too busy to be miserable.
ANONYMOUS Happiness is the art of never holding in your mind the memory of any unpleasant thing that has passe...
ANONYMOUS Happiness is not given but exchanged.
ANONYMOUS Happiness is not a matter of good fortune or worldly possessions. It's a mental attitude. It comes f...
ANONYMOUS If happiness could be brought, few of us could pay the price.
ANONYMOUS Happiness is like a butterfly. The more you chase it, the more it eludes you. But if you turn your a...
ANONYMOUS So live that your memories will be part of your happiness.
ANONYMOUS Happiness consists in activity; such as the constitution of our nature; it is a running stream, and ...
ANONYMOUS Happiness will never come to those who fail to appreciate what they already have.
ANONYMOUS Happiness is not always measured in smiles.
ANONYMOUS Happiness lies in our own backyard, but it's probably well hidden by crabgrass.
ANONYMOUS Happiness comes through doors you didn't even know you left open.
ANONYMOUS The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits.
ANONYMOUS Every tomorrow has two handles. We can take hold of it by the handle of anxiety, or by the handle ...
ANONYMOUS Faith is like electricity. You can't see it, but you can see the light.
ANONYMOUS To reprove small faults within due vehemence, is as absurd as if a man should take a great hammer to...
ANONYMOUS My friend, why have you drifted so far away? All motion is relative, maybe it is you who have moved ...
ANONYMOUS The happiest business in all the world is that of making friends, And no investment on the street pa...
ANONYMOUS Flattery looks like friendship, just like a wolf looks like a dog.
ANONYMOUS Remember that the faith that moves mountains always carries a pick.
ANONYMOUS When you laugh, be sure to laugh at what people do and not at what people are.
ANONYMOUS The sound of a kiss is much softer than that of a cannon - but it's echo lasts a great deal longer.
ANONYMOUS Religion is like a blind man looking in a black room for a black cat that isn't there, and finding i...
ANONYMOUS A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
ANONYMOUS When life throws a lemon at you, you throw it straight back at life and miss completely. That's my l...
ANONYMOUS Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.
ANONYMOUS Aging is a matter of mind. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.
ANONYMOUS I love the Lord, for he heard my voice; he heard my cry for mercy. Because he turned his ear to me, ...
ANONYMOUS تبسمك في وجه أخيك صدقة، وأمرك بالمعروف صدقة ونهيك عن ال...
ANONYMOUS The first men to be created and formed were called the Sorcerer of Fatal Laughter, the Sorcerer of N...
ANONYMOUS Come unto me, all ye that labor and are heavy laden, and I will give you rest. Take my yoke upon you...
ANONYMOUS And now these three remain: faith, hope and love. But the greatest of these is love.
ANONYMOUS Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about its own things. Sufficient for ...
ANONYMOUS Anyone who is having troubles should pray. Anyone who is happy should sing praises. Anyone who is si...
ANONYMOUS I don't mean to brag, but I put together a puzzle in 1 day and the box said 2-4 years.
ANONYMOUS Maybe if we all sit extremely still, Monday won't be able to see us.
ANONYMOUS Store front sign: Entire store on sale, everything $1 or more.
ANONYMOUS If there is a "WILL", there are 500 relatives.
ANONYMOUS Why didn't Bruce Willis play the lead role in Titanic? He would have saved everyone.
ANONYMOUS I'm looking to buy a new boomerang, how can I throw the old one out?
ANONYMOUS My mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely!
ANONYMOUS If you can't find your better half, try finding your better two quarters.
ANONYMOUS Car service: If it ain't broke, we'll break it.
ANONYMOUS It's easy to stop smoking. I stopped smoking today with no problems. I also stopped yesterday too,...
ANONYMOUS One day my wife's credit card got stolen.. what a relief it was to find that the thief spends less t...
ANONYMOUS The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest.
ANONYMOUS In my house dirty dishes are like rabbits, they keep multiplying.
ANONYMOUS How do you get a Kleenex to dance?
Put a little boogy in it!
ANONYMOUS For you, I would swim across the ocean. LOL, just kidding, there are sharks in there.
ANONYMOUS Why does Chuck Norris' calendar go directly from March 31 to April 2nd? Nobody fools Chuck Norris!
ANONYMOUS I am on a 20 day diet, so far I've lost 10 days.
ANONYMOUS Stop the earth from spinning, I want to get off!
ANONYMOUS If you don't like me, remember it's mind over matter. I don't mind and you don't matter.
ANONYMOUS The last thing that blew my mind was the wind.
ANONYMOUS Why do you always see lightning first and hear the thunder later? Because your eyes are in front of...
ANONYMOUS Instead of calling it the John I'm going to start calling my bathroom the Jim. That way I can say I ...
ANONYMOUS Stupidity is far more fascinating than intelligence, after all intelligence has it's limits.
ANONYMOUS Everyone should believe in something. I believe I should be on a beach drinking margaritas.
ANONYMOUS My kitchen cleaner says "for a clean kitchen" so I can't use it, mine is dirty.
ANONYMOUS Of course I'm in shape. Round is a shape.
ANONYMOUS Everything happening now happens because of everything that has happened before.
ANONYMOUS When there's a will, I want to be in it.
ANONYMOUS Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.
ANONYMOUS When is the longer way always better than the shorter one? When you're a taxi driver.
ANONYMOUS As long as everything is exactly the way I want it.. I'm totally flexible.
ANONYMOUS When the cop told me to give him my first name and last name I told him, 'Are you crazy? What's my ...
ANONYMOUS Always be yourself, unless you can be a unicorn. Then always be a unicorn.
ANONYMOUS What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?
Polaroids.
ANONYMOUS I'm going to stand outside, so if anybody asks for me, I'm outstanding.
ANONYMOUS Oh I'm sorry, did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?
ANONYMOUS I'm multitasking: I can listen, ignore and forget at the same time.
ANONYMOUS Think you're smart? Come over and help me with my homework.
ANONYMOUS Never wrestle with a pig. You'll both get dirty, and the pig likes it.
ANONYMOUS Newspaper Ad: Parachute for sale, used once, never opened!!
ANONYMOUS I bet you anything that I can stop gambling right now.
ANONYMOUS My doctor prescribed laughter as the most efficient medicine. Unfortunately the pharmacist said too ...
ANONYMOUS Finding a treasure is like working on algebra equations, all you have to do is find the X.
ANONYMOUS I'm trying to think how I can think of what I want to think.
ANONYMOUS People think.....
I'm skinny, but I'm really chunky.
I'm cheap, but I'm really thrifty. ANONYMOUS I looked into my wallet and it was empty, I looked through all my pockets and they were all empty. T...
ANONYMOUS I lost control. Offering reward to anyone who finds it.
ANONYMOUS Chuck Norris is so amazing he can:

Light ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.<...
ANONYMOUS Have you ever looked at someone and knew the wheel was turning, but the hamster fell off long time a...
ANONYMOUS He grabbed her hand and held it tightly, and she thought, "he loves me!" And he thought, "wow this ...
ANONYMOUS I'm not weird, I'm just limited edition.
ANONYMOUS I walk around like everything is fine, but deep down inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.
ANONYMOUS Stop! You're under arrest for being too sexy. Your sentence is an eternity inside my heart.
ANONYMOUS Marriage is like a walk in the park... Jurrasic Park.
ANONYMOUS It's 11PM, do you know where your pants are?
ANONYMOUS Son, employees are like mules. Some you stand in front of and coax them along with a carrot. Some yo...
ANONYMOUS Don't believe everything fortune cookies tells you. Just because they're sweet doesn't mean they're...
ANONYMOUS Pleasing everyone, that's impossible. Making everyone angry, piece of cake!
ANONYMOUS I always carry a knife in my purse, just in case we're having cake.
ANONYMOUS How do I like my eggs? In a cake.
ANONYMOUS My grandpa's car is so old; when he parked in front of a museum, they towed his car inside the museu...
ANONYMOUS Birthdays are nature's way of feeding us cake.
ANONYMOUS What do you mean, my birth certificate expired?
ANONYMOUS I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money.
ANONYMOUS There was a robot invented in China that catches thieves. In Australia it caught 10 thieves, in Ame...
ANONYMOUS I'm a Victoria's Secret model. It's such a secret, not even Victoria knows.
ANONYMOUS How is a poor man a lot like a rich man? They both have an iPhone.
ANONYMOUS Fart when someone hugs you, it makes them feel strong.
ANONYMOUS Smile while you still have teeth.
ANONYMOUS Have some patience, I'm screwing things up as fast as possible.
ANONYMOUS After many years of studying my Geography book I finally know by heart that Australia is on page 23.
ANONYMOUS Funny sign at health spa: Fresh 10,000 year old mud for sale.
ANONYMOUS I always mean what I say, I don't always mean to say it out loud, but I always mean it.
ANONYMOUS I love that cute thing you do when you stop texting me for hours, it's adorable.
ANONYMOUS True love is truly amazing only when it's truly true.
ANONYMOUS Being married means mostly shouting "What?" from other rooms.
ANONYMOUS Is it good if a blow dryer blows?
ANONYMOUS Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?
ANONYMOUS Never test how deep the water is with both feet.
ANONYMOUS Never judge a book by it's movie
ANONYMOUS I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side, my legs for always supporting me, and my ...
ANONYMOUS When you have a hammer in your hand everything around you starts looking like a nail.
ANONYMOUS Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring so I go back to being myself.
ANONYMOUS If you didn't see it with your own eyes, or hear it with your own ears, don't invent it with your sm...
ANONYMOUS My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking that I'd have to do.
ANONYMOUS I know that I am stupid but when I look around me I feel a lot better.
ANONYMOUS Officer: I had a feeling I'd catch someone speeding here. Driver: I know, that's why I came as fast...
ANONYMOUS I did a push-up today. Well actually I fell down, but I had to use my arms to get back up, so close ...
ANONYMOUS Today I saw something through a store window that was truly stunning, beautiful and sexy. I wanted ...
ANONYMOUS Today was once tomorrow, and tomorrow will be today soon.
ANONYMOUS Silence is golden. Too bad nobody is buying.
ANONYMOUS I'm not really a control freak, but... can I show the right way to do that?
ANONYMOUS A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand.
ANONYMOUS I once finished first on my running team, then the coach asked me where everyone else is.
ANONYMOUS Single and ready to get nervous around anyone I find attractive.
ANONYMOUS Why is the sky blue? Sure there is an explanation, but lets just be thankful it's not red!
ANONYMOUS Just because I can't sing doesn't mean that I won't sing.
ANONYMOUS Whenever I am sad I go to my favorite place... the fridge.
ANONYMOUS I'm not frowning, I'm just smiling upside down.
ANONYMOUS The only problem with golf is that the slow people are always in front of you and the fast people al...
ANONYMOUS I can make the doorbell ring any time I want, all I have to do is go to the bathroom.
ANONYMOUS The amount of time it takes for a minute to go by is proportionally dependent with the distance to t...
ANONYMOUS Bathroom sign above toilet: It's like basketball, the basket is bigger than the ball! Learn to sco...
ANONYMOUS I can't wait for that to never happen.
ANONYMOUS I liked the movie Titanic, my favorite character was the iceberg.
ANONYMOUS Sports top moment: to score a goal but miss in the re-play.
ANONYMOUS Honesty top moment: to be a cop and give yourself a ticket for going through a red light.
ANONYMOUS Rudeness top moment: to scare an ostrich on an asphalt street.
ANONYMOUS I'm so sorry about what I said when I was hungry.
ANONYMOUS Always be positive. *Trips down the stairs* Whew, I got down those stairs fast.
ANONYMOUS Beauty is mysterious as well as terrible.
ANONYMOUS An expert is a person who has made every possible mistake in a small field of study.
ANONYMOUS My taste in music ranges from "You've gotta listen to this" to "I know, please don't judge me."
ANONYMOUS Just because it's called makeup, it doesn't mean it should make up 100% of your face.
ANONYMOUS You can't please everyone, you're not a Nutella jar.
ANONYMOUS Some things are better left unsaid, which I certainly realize, right after I say them.
ANONYMOUS It's better to shut up and give the impression that you're stupid than to say something and erase al...
ANONYMOUS If we ever travel far in the universe to another planet with intelligent life, let's just make patte...
ANONYMOUS Whenever you feel stupid, remember that there are people outside searching for Pokemon.
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