If Facebook has taught us anything it's that a lot of people aren't quite ready for a spelling bee.

I made my Facebook name "Benefits," so when you add me now it says "you're friends with benefits."

Sunglasses: allowing you to stare at people without getting caught. It's like Facebook in real life.

I'm going to open a new Facebook account named 'Anonymous' so all the cool quotes will be attributed to me!

Long time ago I used to have a life, until someone told me to create a Facebook account.

Facebook status: I'm not online, it's just an optical illusion.