Sure, I do marathons. On Netflix.
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BEN BRADLEE All I do is sit at home and watch Netflix.
KYRIE IRVING I might have to do the London Marathon. I like crowds, so that is why I like the big marathons.
CARA BUONO Netflix, I love you.
BEAU MIRCHOFF I love a good Netflix binge!
SIMONE BILES I guess I can't live without Netflix because I would have nothing to do. All I do is sit home an...
SARA PAXTON Marathons are hard because of the physical pain, the pounding on the muscles, joints, tendons.
LANCE ARMSTRONG My dad was a big runner. Growing up, I watched him do half marathons, and he was always running six ...
NATALIE MORALES Our brand at Netflix is really focused on movies and TV shows.
REED HASTINGS I have heard a lot of people do 'Nip/Tuck' weekend marathons where they'll watch the whole season in...
JULIAN MCMAHON For me, personally, I watch pretty much everything on Netflix, and I watch all the episodes in a row...
LAURA PREPON I don't see how a reporter can function in a sensitive beat without relying on anonymous sources -- ...
BOB ZELNICK Netflix is SO overrated.
REBECCA MCNUTT Lies run sprints, but the truth runs marathons.
MICHAEL JACKSON I think as far as marathons go, we are the 'Rookie of the Year,'
CAROL POTTER I enjoyed being anonymous.
SACHA BARON COHEN I love the place 'Clone Wars' has on Netflix; it's very accessible, and I think it's...
DAVE FILONI The problem with binge-watching on Netflix is that you lose three days of your life.
HARLAND WILLIAMS Netflix completely shook up the world.
STEVEN VAN ZANDT I just miss - I miss being anonymous.
BARACK OBAMA I think 'Party Down' found its audience primarily on Netflix and stuff like that, and primar...
ADAM SCOTT marathon: (noun)
A popular form of overpriced torture wherein participants wake u...
MATTHEW INMAN You know the greatest thing about working on 'Fallon?' I get so many anonymous gifts.
QUESTLOVE I don't own cable, but my TV came with a Netflix button.
CAMERON DALLAS Boomers have a different view of aging. They're jumping out of airplanes, running marathons and not ...
DAVID BROWN Well, to what do we owe the honor of your presence?" I asked snidely. National Slut Convention next ...
KARINA HALLE They will remain anonymous. Hopefully, this will get [her] back on track.
LAURA DUDA I think the networks, in general, have to evaluate what's happening around them. I'm sure th...
JIM RASH I am a Netflix/DVR junkie. I don't like to watch TV without a plan.
AUBREY PLAZA I sympathize with this person, but it's really not any different than a posting on an anonymous Web ...
EUGENE VOLOKH I am free, anonymous man. My flights and falls occurred while I was wearing a magical cap of of invi...
TADEUSZ KONWICKI anonymous fruit.
CLARE BOOTH LUCE I would make an anonymous call and say, this is someone who cares, do you know what kind of children...
ELIZABETH BERG On Friday night, if you want to go out on a date with your wife or your girlfriend, nothing on Netfl...
TED SARANDOS Have I ever made a mistake? I am sure. Do I think I can stand on my record? I do.
CANDY CROWLEY I'm not affiliated with either Wikileaks or Anonymous - of course, it's not like I would tel...
JONATHAN NOLAN When I had dark hair I definitely felt that I was more anonymous.
NAOMI WATTS I love everyone over at Netflix. They're all fantastic and an absolute joy to work with.
AARON PAUL If you are going to walk on thin ice, you might as well dance! -Anonymous.
ANONYMOUS My dad and I used to do movie marathons when I was a kid at the Chinese Theatre, and I just remember...
BIANCA LAWSON I find anonymous music frees me best. Chinese pop can be perfect. I can't decipher anything on t...
ROMESH GUNESEKERA I really felt anonymous. Everyone was really aloof. It felt claustrophobic.
ASHLEY MASON I don't know why anybody would look into an anonymous letter.
JOSEPH DINATALE I'm very, very used to feeling anonymous, you know?
DAVID HAREWOOD I have two or three shows that I follow, and even those are few and far, when I can see them on Netf...
ALAN RITCHSON He thought himself awake when he was already asleep. He saw the stars above his face, whirling on th...
T.H. WHITE What you don't do well on time will consume more of your time later. What you don't do on time, how ...
MARIANA FULGER 'Lies run sprints, but the truth runs marathons. The truth will win this marathon in court.'
MICHAEL JACKSON Lies run sprints, but the truth runs marathons. The truth will win this marathon in court.
MICHAEL JACKSON On Netflix and other streaming services, they're taking risks that are based on 'Come with u...
ERIC MCCORMACK Bitcoin is mostly about anonymous transactions, and I don't think over time that's a good wa...
BILL GATES For every Netflix, there's a Blockbuster. Every Facebook, a MySpace.
JOHN RAMPTON People for too long thought they were anonymous on the Internet. People now realize they're not.
ANDREW SERWIN IF YOU CAN'T THANK GOD FOR WHAT YOU HAVE, THANK HIM FOR WHAT YOU HAVE ESCAPED!
NOT SURE A conservative is a liberal who just got mugged and a liberal is a conservative who just got arreste...
NOT SURE If you are constantly looking in the rear view mirror, how will you ever see what is in front of you...
NOT SURE Our lawyers are going through the documents to confirm whether it's a bona fide and valid offer.
SURE KAMHUNGA Never answer an anonymous letter
YOGI BERRA Basis of society: anonymous sweat.
EMILE M. CIORAN Thanks to Netflix and Hulu, people are getting more and more used to consuming longer stretches of c...
FREDDIE WONG 'Forensic Files' is amazing! I love it! There were marathons happening all the time in colle...
CORY MICHAEL SMITH Why not premiere movies on Netflix the same day they're opening in theaters? Listen to the consu...
TED SARANDOS One would think that if you're anonymous, you'd do anything you want, but groups have their own sens...
JOHN ALLEN I don't really get off on the anonymous love of strangers, which I think a lot of actors do. The...
JOHN C. REILLY I have received hostile voice mail messages and e-mails. They are often anonymous, I'm sad to sa...
BEN BRANTLEY If the human body recognized agony and frustration, people would never run marathons, have babies, o...
CARLTON FISK But he just seems to have an engine . . . that allows him to run marathons pretty well. He's also ve...
CHRIS SMITH I don't need to go to gamblers anonymous or anything but I like a flutter,
NICK ATKINSON Anonymity, not ignorance, is bliss. ~Anonymous
JOSEPH MCDONALD Pages on Facebook are allowed to be anonymous. That is really important. People start revolutions; w...
SHERYL SANDBERG I don't really watch a lot of TV, to be honest. I'm more of a movie girl, or I Netflix stuff...
ADELAIDE KANE It turns out that all Netflix streaming peak on Saturday night can fit inside a single fiber optic, ...
REED HASTINGS It's almost bed time, so I'll just check my e-mail, Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, and watch a season...
ANONYMOUS They don't see anything wrong with it because they see it as a prank. It's more unacceptable to do i...
CHERIE GEIDE What we are communicates far more eloquently than anything we say or do. There are people we trust b...
STEPHEN R. COVEY I understand that the nature of politics sometimes involves fending off frivolous, anonymous allegat...
SAM GRAVES We don't swim for the attention. We don't swim to be rock stars. There is something beautifu...
AARON PEIRSOL Coincidence is God's way of remaining anonymous.
ANONYMOUS Coincidence is God's way of being anonymous.
LAURA PEDERSEN Even though its anonymous, it's still ominous,
DANIEL SOLOVE Fans have never recognized me before because I'm in newspaper and on radio, two things where I'm com...
WILL SHORTZ I felt that we could do it, I am not sure we would do it. I told the girls I wanted them to be like ...
GREGG HOSTETLER I, a singular proper noun, would go on, if always in a conditional tense.
JOHN GREEN It's very special. When we first started we never knew we would be running marathons, never mind 25 ...
DICK HOYT I Don't Like What I Do, I Love What I Do!
JOHN PETERS People tell me how do they want you.. and I JUST DO STUFF... I JUST DO IT... THAT'S A FACT!
DEYTH BANGER I think golf is literally an addiction. I'm surprised there's not Golf Anonymous.
LARRY DAVID I know it's dangerous to take on bloggers. They can go after you every day, all day long, and an...
JERRY SALTZ These are the e-mails I have received, ... Some were anonymous. Some were extremely nasty.
MARY WALKER There is a revolution happening, and within two years I think that Wi-Fi and Netflix will be built i...
REED HASTINGS I really like food. Honestly, anytime I have time off, I binge-watch Netflix and eat chicken tenders...
KELSEA BALLERINI I don't watch a lot of T.V. I only watch things via Netflix, so I only watch the things that I...
GABY HOFFMANN For most of history, Anonymous was a woman.
VIRGINIA WOOLF Graffiti is a pathetic attempt at anonymous recognition.
DALE ADAMS Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous.
UNKNOWN We keep it as anonymous as we can.
DOUGLAS MURPHY Welcome to Telepathics Anonymous. Don’t bother introducing yourself.
BAUVARD You want to do well and make sure you are doing the right things. I just have to step back and take ...
BRANDON WATSON If God invented marathons to keep people from doing anything more stupid, the triathlon must have ta...
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