Whoever said great things come in small packages hasn't seen my big screen TV.
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J.D. JORDAN TV actors are doing great in Bollywood. We have our own market, our own fans, who love to see us on ...
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PROVERB It's one of those things that has come up on our radar screen. We haven't seen anything to indicate ...
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BRIAN KRZANICH People wrapped up in themselves make very small packages.
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NICOLE KIDMAN You know," he said with unusual somberness, "I asked my father once why kenders were little, why we ...
MARGARET WEIS In great affairs men show themselves as they wish to be seen; in small things they show themselves a...
NICHOLAS CHAMFORT Whoever wants to hide a big scandal is best to stage a small one
FRIEDRICH DüRRENMATT My hunch is big screen.
DICK COOK Love doesn't always come in convenient packages.
STEPHENIE MEYER Privatisation splits hospital services into increasingly small packages.
JO BRAND I'd only seen him on TV. In person, he's just so big . . . It was pretty intimidating.
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LARRY DAVID If you cannot do great things, do small things in a great way.
NAPOLEON HILL We never worry about the big things, just the small things.
TRAVIS BARKER A coincidence is a small miracle in which God chooses to remain anonymous.
SOURCE UNKNOWN A coincidence is a small miracle in which God chooses to remain anonymous.
ALBERT EINSTEIN A coincidence is a small miracle in which God chooses to remain anonymous.
IRENE HANNON Frank is such a great visual storyteller, that if you study his artwork you see that his Sin City bo...
ROBERT RODRIGUEZ The bottom line is that very big trouble can come in a very small package. If we don't think of ever...
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THE INSPIRATIONIST If you can't do great things, do small things in a great way.
NAPOLEON HILL Big things in the glory of the world mean nothing. Small things in glory of God mean everything. Tru...
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DON DAVIS If I had the opportunity to buy the latest movie that's out that month and watch it on the comfo...
DANA BRUNETTI One sees great things from the valley; only small things from the peak.
GILBERT K. CHESTERTON Great things are done by a series of small things brought together.
VINCENT VAN GOGH If you can not do great things, Do small things in a great way.
NAPOLEON HILL Oreos come in packages. Otherwise known as a gift. Cherish it.
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MARK VARRIANO It only takes great faith to start small because,in the faith world small is big.
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) I want to win the flat-screen TV.
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ALVIN TOFFLER You’ve got to think about big things while you’re doing small things, so that all the small thin...
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KEVIN MENCH If I cannot do great things, I can do small things in a great way
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ANUJ SOMANY I like to direct for the big screen.
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J. K. ROWLING We have the big screen TV, whatever the hot game is, is on. And we can always determine our business...
DENISE MARTIN I can do small things in a great way.
JAMES FREEMAN CLARKE Lice don't seem so small when they get in your hair.
MARTY RUBIN Think small to get BIG things done.
LORRIN L. LEE We dribble away our life, little by little, in small packages -- we don't throw it away all at once.
ROBERT A. COOK The small things of life were often so much bigger than the great things . . . the trivial pleasure ...
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ASHLEY BENSON I have seen an end of all perfection: but thy commandment is exceeding broad.
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How can this great love be inside me?
Look at yo...
JALALUDDIN MEVLANA RUMI I wanted to see myself up on the big screen
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ALVIN TOFFLER We can do no great things; only small things with great love.
MOTHER TERESA We can do not great things - only small things with great love.
PAUL TILLICH We can do no great things; only small things with great love.
WOLFGANG AMADEUS MOZART We can do no great things; only small things with great love.
MOTHER TERESA OF CALCUTTA We can do not great things - only small things with great love.
MOTHER THERESA The Lord likes small things best, especially those done with love.
MOTHER TERESA Small museums are great. Big museums are a drag.
PETER ZUMTHOR The world thinks eccentricity in great things is genius, but in small things, only crazy.
EDWARD GEORGE BULWER-LYTTON The world thinks eccentricity in great things is genius, but in small things, only crazy.
EDWARD G. BULWER-LYTTON The world thinks eccentricity in great things is genius, but in small things, only crazy
EDWARD G. BULWER-LYTTON Perhaps we reveal ourselves too much in small things because we have so little of the great to conce...
KAKUZō OKAKURA I think over again my small adventures, my fears, These small ones that seemed so big. For all the v...
INUIT SONG In great matters men show themselves as they wish to be seen; in small matters, as they are.
GAMALIEL BRADFORD In great matters men show themselves as they wish to be seen; in small matters, as they are.
GAMALIEL BRADFORD I was frozen in my seat. It was the first time I had ever seen people like me on the screen.
GAVIN HOOD Lord, I feel so small sometimes in this great big old world.
Yeah, I know there are more import...
CARRIE UNDERWOOD Harmony makes small things grow. Lack of it makes big things decay.
SALLUST We just changed some of our packages so it gets to be seen more. Plus, everybody knows that this cou...
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SOURCE UNKNOWN Isn't it Ironic... the little things in Life are truly a Big deal & the things we think are a big de...
WILLIAM PAISLEY My ground is the Bible. Yea, I am a Bible-bigot. I follow it in all things, both great and small.
JOHN WESLEY We dribble away our life, little by little, in small packages - we don't throw it away all at on...
ROBERT A. COOK There are no great things, only small things with great love. Happy are those.
MOTHER THERESA We cannot do great things on this Earth, only small things with great love.
MOTHER TERESA We can do no great things; only small things with great love. -Mother Teresa.
MOTHER TERESA There are no great things, only small things with great love. Happy are those.
MOTHER TERESA We can do no great things; only small things with great love.(mother Teresa)
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HELEN COX Small guys do big things sometimes. Look at Napoleon.
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