It's a very sad day. I've always admired him. Everything he did had a very evocative ring, of something great.

I had lunch with a chess champion the other day. I knew he was a chess champion because it took him 20 minutes to pass the salt.

All these old guys, they were exactly the same on stage as off, and they couldn't help being comedians.

No, wait, here's a good bit.

There's no family allowance on the first child, you know.

I told him if I do that in a game, I'll owe him $10 a day until the season is over. It's better it happened in practice than a game when there would be 70,000 boos.