All these old guys, they were exactly the same on stage as off, and they couldn't help being comedians.

I had lunch with a chess champion the other day. I knew he was a chess champion because it took him 20 minutes to pass the salt.

No, wait, here's a good bit.

There's no family allowance on the first child, you know.

It's a very sad day. I've always admired him. Everything he did had a very evocative ring, of something great.

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