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Related Reach out and help others. If you have the power to make someone happy, do it. Be a vessel, be the c... GERMANY KENT 'Coraline' is Neil Gaiman's book, it sold a lot, it has a big fan base. It was originall... HENRY SELICK I watched him even then as he fell, his face undefeated, his eyes still proud NEIL GAIMAN Not everyone has the time to be normal. LJUPKA CVETANOVA A friend of mine, Neil Gaiman, had the film rights to his book 'Stardust' bought by producer... JANE GOLDMAN The cellophane is a modern addition to a technique that had its origins in the Spanish Inquisition. TOM MALINOWSKI If I had a ringtone, it would probably be Neil Diamond. EVAN SPIEGEL You know that we've got a few problems we need to talk through before we get married." "I... SUSAN ELIZABETH PHILLIPS Something did happen, and I really don't feel proud of it. DEYTH BANGER The universe is so vast, so immense, we can never expect to explore it all. It is in effect, not so ... CHRISTINA ENGELA Anyways, that very same night there was a fight in the casino on B Deck. Some of the passengers got ... CHRISTINA ENGELA Some people never take a chance and never know what it's like to live life to the full. CHLOE THURLOW There are a lot of other businesses tied to construction, such as title companies, insurance compani... BRIAN FINNEGAN It is a lie. ARTHUR MILLER A coin is examined, and only after careful deliberation, given to a beggar, whereas a child is flung... PETER WESSEL ZAPFFE How lucky I am to have known somebody and something that saying goodbye to is so damned awful. EVANS G. VALENS Even if Koch Industries had a financial interest in the Keystone XL pipeline, what possibly could be... MIKE POMPEO In the Middle Ages and beyond, the target was the Court Jew who had the ear of the ruler; during the... JACK SCHWARTZ Those who forget the past are doomed to repeat it SARA SHEPARD This is too much reality for a Friday. AS GOOD AS IT GETS It would be exciting, in a sad way. We've been living with an empty feeling for so long. It would be... JEANNE PYLE The day was a normal day. So establishing that he had the normal business contacts, and that it appe... KATHERINE LIELL As a team, our defense continued to shine and was even more exciting than it was last fall. Our new ... KYM MCKAY I believe that the most important thing for a couple of any sort, to realize in their relationship w... C. JOYBELL C. For starters, that’s a rather simple principle of Time Travel right there – and according to the... CHRISTINA ENGELA The new library was created fundamentally as the Spanish would have designed it, were they living he... BERNARD MAYBECK If you think like a leader, act like a leader, inspire like a leader then you are a leader. DEBASISH MRIDHA If you want to find something with an equation, you must start thinking like a person who have it. DEYTH BANGER 37. It is better to be single and unhappy than unhappily married. JAMES C. DOBSON The earth is an arena of champions. We are all champions. We all did overcome millions of potential ... ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH Instead, every precaution was taken not to violate his rights. Remember, many administrators have no... JAMES C. DOBSON Nobody expects the Spanish inquisition! MONTY PYTHON It is better to be a pragmatist than a lunatic. DEBASISH MRIDHA When people begin to define the things that they believe in, based upon the exclusion of all the thi... C. JOYBELL C. Eventually I came across another passage. This is what it said: I am not commanding you, but I ... NICHOLAS SPARKS To kill a mockingbird. If you haven't read it, I think you should because it is very interesting. STEPHEN CHBOSKY I will never forget the vision of Jamie walking towards me. NICHOLAS SPARKS As these images were going through my head, my breathing suddenly went still. I looked at Jamie, the... NICHOLAS SPARKS You don't have to learn much out of books, it's like if you want to learn about cows, you go milk on... HARPER LEE You can't really get to know a person until you get in their shoes and walk around in them. HARPER LEE The absence of God in most spheres of life is perceived to be normal, and even Christians feel it as... JOHN PIPER Using assistive technology with your child prevents your child from missing out on content solely be... SANDRA K. COOK If such an event happens, and it really is when, as opposed to if, the effects would be an absolute ... AMR ELNASHAI This was a normal town once, and we were normal people. Most of us worked at the plastics factory on... R.L. STINE You release the pain of the past and press on. It's a new day, and God is doing a new thing. He want... CRAIG GROESCHEL While providing ADA access is not required from a legal standpoint, as alternative access would be p... RICHARD BAIER Both Neil and I had done solo projects where we were the boss and I just thought that if he was will... ALEX LIFESON If I hadn't noticed, it wouldn't have survived. If someone unfamiliar with bearded dragons had treat... TONY ROWE Why must art be static? You look at an abstraction, sculptured or painted, an entirely exciting arra... ALEXANDER CALDER A Ritual to Read to Each Other If you don’t know the kind of person I am and... WILLIAM STAFFORD For me, the most exciting thing is to create good magic that's entertaining for an audience, and... RICKY JAY In the real world, they told you who to be, not the other way around. RHODA BELLEZA It would, in effect, be an instant press conference if they were to do something, BOB AYERS Now it is quite clear to me that there are no solid spheres in the heavens, and those that have been... TYCHO BRAHE It was a huge game for us. Obviously, we have to win out to have any chance for regular season champ... CHARLI TURNER THORNE Jeff appeared to me that he had it. If I thought I could have caught it, I would have. I though he h... CASEY KOTCHMAN If you catch yourself wondering why you want more of the world and you're not satisfied with God, it... CRAIG GROESCHEL Kindness is universal. Sometimes being kind allows others to see the goodness in humanity through yo... GERMANY KENT It was a great goal. It was very exciting. A tie would have meant Pitt Meadows would have won the di... DAVE SATTLER From what Natalie could observe, by middle age, every person's life had rolled some distance downhil... DEBRA OSWALD The rise of a ubiquitous Internet, along with 24-hour news channels has, in some sense, had the oppo... LAWRENCE M. KRAUSS If women had better access to the financial system - even so much as a basic deposit account at a ba... SRI MULYANI INDRAWATI It was such an unexpected and genuine smile that if I only had a soul I'm sure I would have felt qui... JEFF LINDSAY If you had to define stress, it would not be far off if you said it was the process of living. The p... STANLEY J. SARNOFF My mother had heard the story of Hannah and Samuel, so she prayed that if God would give her a son, ... STANLEY HAUERWAS She prays she's bought another clutch of days. We save our lives in such unlikely ways. NEIL GAIMAN The moment that you feel, just possibly, you are walking down the street naked, exposing too much of... NEIL GAIMAN Why . . . why did some people think you were dead?” The marquis looked at Richard with eyes t... NEIL GAIMAN ¿Ha estado alguna vez enamorado? Horrible, ¿no? Te hace tan vulnerable. Te abre el pecho y el cora... NEIL GAIMAN Don't say bullshit, don't lie what you saw in the film The Seasoning you will do it, I will do it an... DEYTH BANGER I am often asked how it is that I am able to value people to such a deep degree. Apparently, I exhib... C. JOYBELL C. It's like the people who believe they'll be happy if they go and live somewhere else, but who learn ... NEIL GAIMAN Someone killed my Mother and my Father and my Sister?" "Yes, someone did." "A Man?" "... NEIL GAIMAN I'm still shaking right now. This was such an exciting game, and wow, to be on the winning end of it... DAN ROLFES The press will naturally come and go as it has done with all artists, from David Bowie to Neil Young... KELLY JONES And, selfish and scared, I wonder how much more he has to give. NEIL GAIMAN It would be perfectly logical to me if they did go forward at a site where they already have plants.... BRENDAN HOFFMAN It was as if hope had appeared out of nowhere to settle beside her and it wasn't going anywhere, it ... ALICE HOFFMAN Neil Gaiman is a star. He constructs stories like some demented cook might make a wedding cake, buil... CLIVE BARKER Lᴏᴠᴇ ɪs ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡɪɴᴅ ... Yᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ'ᴛ sᴇᴇ ɪᴛ, ʙᴜᴛ ʏᴏ... NICHOLAS SPARKS She filed the image away as an excellent and insulting question to ask the earl at an utterly inappr... GAIL CARRIGER Time determines the occurrence of possibilities and impossibilities, but God determines the time for... ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH He was an inspiration. It was just so exciting to hear about somebody so young who had suffered so m... CLAUDINE GOLLER To be a success, you have to break down your wall of fear that you built around you to protect yours... DEBASISH MRIDHA When you give, you will be blessed. When you give, it will be given back to you. CRAIG GROESCHEL The construction of an airplane is simple compared with the evolutionary achievement of a bird. If I... CHARLES LINDBERGH It will be an exciting show. A lot of people have worked really hard to get this show together. It w... JENNIFER TONIOLI How to be a Poet (to remind myself) Make a place to sit down. Sit down. Be quiet. <... WENDELL BERRY if it doesn't come bursting out of you in spite of everything, don't do it. unless it... CHARLES BUKOWSKI stop looking for job, create one. SOTONYE ANGA In the feasibility study, we assumed it would be a four-year construction period, but that may have ... RON CARMAN I make things up and write them down. NEIL GAIMAN Plunging in “truths” about God is like walking on the bottom of a sea that is not there, searchi... MARIANA FULGER I don't speak Spanish. I've done Spanish 1 and 2 classes. My grandma asked me when I was you... SCOTTY MCCREERY The evolution of higher and of lower forms of life is as well and as soundly established as the eter... HENRY FAIRFIELD OSBORN If Heaven had looked upon riches to be a valuable thing, it would
not have given them to such a sco... JONATHAN SWIFT If Heaven had looked upon riches to be a valuable thing, it would not have given them to such a scou... JONATHAN SWIFT Living in an entirely different physical as well as biotic environment, such a population would have... ERNST MAYR It is harder now than ever to find good people who want to work in the construction industry, ... Co... CHUCK WILSON It was exciting. As a coach, you don't have many opportunities to see an all-time national record be... ED GREZINSKY
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NEIL GAIMAN The cat wrinkled its nose and managed to look unimpressed. "Calling cats," it confided, "tends to be... NEIL GAIMAN The world seemed to shimmer a little at the edges. NEIL GAIMAN You know I love you,' said the other mother flatly. 'You have a very funny way of showing it,' ... NEIL GAIMAN Now you people have names. That's because you don't know who you are. We know who we are, so we don'... NEIL GAIMAN Oh- my twitchy witchy girl I think you are so nice, I give you bowls of porridge And ... NEIL GAIMAN I was kidnapped by aliens, they came down from outer space with ray guns, but I fooled them by weari... NEIL GAIMAN Coraline shivered. She preferred her other mother to have a location: if she were nowhere, then she ... NEIL GAIMAN Mirrors,' she said, 'are never to be trusted. NEIL GAIMAN Nothing’s changed. You’ll go home. You’ll be bored. You’ll be ignored. No one will listen to... 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NEIL GAIMAN A philosopher once asked, "Are we human because we gaze at the stars, or do we gaze at them because ... NEIL GAIMAN Really, he thought, if you couldn't trust a poet to offer sensible advice, who could you trust? NEIL GAIMAN I mean, d'you know what eternity is? There's this big mountain, see, a mile high, at the end of the ... NEIL GAIMAN Adventures are all very well in their place, but there's a lot to be said for regular meals and free... NEIL GAIMAN Stories may well be lies, but they are good lies that say true things, and which can sometimes pay t... NEIL GAIMAN I saw the world I had walked since my birth and I understood how fragile it was, that the reality wa... NEIL GAIMAN Proper bread was white, and pre-sliced, and tasted like almost nothing: that was the point. NEIL GAIMAN Monsters come in all shapes and sizes. Some of them are things people are scared of. Some of them ar... NEIL GAIMAN Grown-ups don't look like grown-ups on the inside either. Outside, they're big and thoughtless and t... NEIL GAIMAN Books were safer than other people anyway. NEIL GAIMAN I don't think I'm mainstream. I think what I am is lots and lots of different cults. And whe... NEIL GAIMAN As an author, I've never forgotten how to daydream. NEIL GAIMAN Remember your name. Do not lose hope ---what you seek will be found. NEIL GAIMAN I felt like a Porsche that had learned it wasn't a bicycle anymore but was still taking part in bicy... NEIL GAIMAN I hope that in this year to come, you make mistakes. Because if you are making mistakes, ... NEIL GAIMAN One of the dwarfs walked in front of Thor to get a better view of the prye, and Thor kicked him irri... NEIL GAIMAN The last dead leaves of fall crackled underfoot, winter-crisp. NEIL GAIMAN I asked him if it were a mirage, and he said yes. I said it was a dream, and he agreed, But said it ... NEIL GAIMAN You don't get explanations in real life. You just get moments that are absolutely, utterly, inexplic... NEIL GAIMAN Every lover is, in his heart, a madman, and, in his head, a minstrel. NEIL GAIMAN So I went out and bought myself a copy of the Writer and Artist Yearbook, bought lots of magazines a... NEIL GAIMAN When you smiled you had my undivided attention. When you laughed you had my urge to laugh with you. ... NEIL GAIMAN Watching you walk out of my life does not make me bitter or cynical about love. But rather makes me ... NEIL GAIMAN As I look back on all that's happened..growing up, growing together, changing you, changing me -- th... NEIL GAIMAN I miss you when something really good happens, because you are the one I want to share it with. I mi... NEIL GAIMAN Love that we can not have is the one that lasts the longest, hurts the deepest and feels the stronge... NEIL GAIMAN Yes I love him. I love him more than anything else in this world and there is nothing that I would l... NEIL GAIMAN To love is to risk not being loved in return. To hope is to risk pain. To try is to risk failure, bu... NEIL GAIMAN Love comes to those who still hope even though they've been disappointed, to those who still believe... NEIL GAIMAN I've noticed that being with you, I smile more often, I anger a little less quickly, the sun shines ... NEIL GAIMAN What power would Hell have if those imprisoned there were not able to dream of Heaven? NEIL GAIMAN Anyway: I'm not blessed or merciful. I'm just me. I've got a job to do and I do it. Listen: even as ... NEIL GAIMAN The biggest difference between England and America is that England has history, while America has ge... NEIL GAIMAN Archimedes said that with a long enough lever and a solid enough place to stand, he could move the w... NEIL GAIMAN