It makes the surface of the moon look like a golf course.

Golf and sex are the only things you can enjoy without being good at them.

The first guy on the moon throws a golf ball, not a football. He throws a golf ball.

I know it's only February, and golf is not on people's minds, but last year we turned down 30 golfers.

One of the advantages bowling has over golf is that you seldom lose a bowling ball.

One advantage of golf over bowling is that you never lose a bowling ball.