One advantage of golf over bowling is that you never lose a bowling ball.

One of the advantages bowling has over golf is that you seldom lose a bowling ball.

It makes the surface of the moon look like a golf course.

Golf is not sacred, and there is no use getting so gosh-darned solemn about it.

It's shaping up to be the best field in the tournament's 13 years here. You'll see golf as good as you'll see anywhere at Burningtree this week.

I think we're looking at the next major superstar in golf. Tiger has a flair for the dramatic and one of those smiles that lights up the screen.