I know it's only February, and golf is not on people's minds, but last year we turned down 30 golfers.

Golf and sex are the only things you can enjoy without being good at them.

It makes the surface of the moon look like a golf course.

Sex is like money, golf and beer - even when it's bad, it's good.

If you drink, don’t drive. Don’t even putt.

Today, at 35, I can throw a small football close to 80 yards - and straighter than I can hit a golf ball.