It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to.

It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull.

You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it.

Show me a great actor and I'll show you a lousy husband. Show me a great actress, and you've seen the devil.

Now don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand times.