It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to.

It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to.

A man must believe in something, I believe I'll have another drink.

It's a funny old world - a man's lucky if he gets out of it alive.

Never cry over spilt milk, because it may have been poisoned.

Well, her face was so wrinkled it looked like seven miles of bad road. She had so many gold teeth . . . she used to have to sleep with her head in a safe.