Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very comforting thought -- particularly for people who can never remember where they have left things.

I didn't know he was dead; I thought he was British

Sex between 2 people is a beautiful thing; between 5 it's fantastic.

There's nothing like the discovery of an unknown work by a great thinker to set the intellectual community atwitter and cause academics to dart about like those things one sees when looking at a drop of water under a microscope.

I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said 'No.'

All of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them.