Sex between 2 people is a beautiful thing; between 5 it's fantastic.

I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.

The prison psychiatrist asked me if I thought sex was dirty. I told him only when it's done right.

I sold the memoirs of my sex life to a publisher - they are going to make a board game out of it

Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love

Sex without love is an empty experience, but, as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.