In two decades I've lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging from a charm bracelet.

I've been on a constant diet for the last two decades. I've lost a total of 789 pounds. BY all accounts, I should be hanging from a charm bracelet.

In two decades I've lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging from a charm bracelet.

Why would anyone steal a shopping cart? It's like stealing a two-year-old.

Youngsters of the age of two and three are endowed with extraordinary strength. They can lift a dog twice their own weight and dump him into the bathtub.

My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one else cares. Why should you?