In a universe devoid of life, any life at all would be immensely meaningful. We ARE that meaning. “And what we see, “says the poet Mary Oliver, “is the world that cannot cherish us, but which we cherish.” As though life itself is the great, universal, unrequited love of all time. But there is even more to this. Deep mystery. We are the universe aware of itself. We let the miracle get lost in distractions. On a planet so rich with living companions, much of humanity sentences itself to solitary confinement. Late at night, I used to lie in my boat listening to radio calls from ships to families ashore. There was only one conversation, and it boils down to, “I love you and I miss you: come home safe.” Connections make us individuals. Ironic, isn’t it? The more connected, the more unique our life becomes…
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CARL PALADINO When the phonies are expelled from their leadership roles and the Republican Party backs a moderate ... CARL PALADINO I bring values, resiliency, a thick skin, and I'm not afraid to be confrontational. I don't ... CARL PALADINO No, I'm not politically correct. I never wanted to be, and I never will be. CARL PALADINO People listen to me, and they hear about a government they want, a government... that will cut spend... CARL PALADINO I don't have an endgame. My game is to take on any bad guys I see out there. And do the best I c... CARL PALADINO I'm a very spontaneous person. If someone aggravates me, I'm going to go after them. I wake ... CARL PALADINO I see a New York where people who are down on their luck can get back on the road to responsibility,... CARL PALADINO I'm not - I'm not a person looking for money. I have no political ambitions whatsoever. I do... CARL PALADINO I'm 64 years old and, yeah, I went through a transition in my life last year, with the death of ... CARL PALADINO My feelings on homosexuality are unequivocal. I have absolutely no problem with it whatsoever. My on... CARL PALADINO We're going to restructure the state government into a government that's responsive to the n... CARL PALADINO People are really upside down. They want a government they can trust. They want one that's not g... CARL PALADINO We are angry about paying the highest income taxes and property taxes in the nation and getting less... CARL PALADINO I just think my children and your children would be much better off and much more successful getting... CARL PALADINO I see a New York that is once again the empire state. CARL PALADINO The death of my kid made me a stronger person. There's no end to what I'm willing to do. CARL PALADINO I want everyone in the Republican party who opposed me to know this: you are welcome to join this pe... CARL PALADINO I believe in the American Dream because I have lived the American Dream. CARL PALADINO Since the beginning of time, children have not liked to study. They would much rather play, and if y... CARL ORFF