I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done.

My friend invented Cliff's Notes. When I asked him how he got such a great idea, he said, "Well, first I... I just... well, to make a long story short..."

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

My friend has a baby. I'm writing down all the noises the baby makes so later I can ask him what he meant.

I installed a skylight in my apartment... The people who live above me are furious!

If one synchronised swimmer drowns, do all the rest have to drown too?