I installed a skylight in my apartment... The people who live above me are furious!

I like to reminisce with people I don't know.

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done.

If one synchronised swimmer drowns, do all the rest have to drown too?

When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child... eventually.