I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman

Marge, you being a cop makes you the man! Which makes me the woman - and I have no interest in that, besides occasionally wearing the underwear, which as we discussed, is strictly a comfort thing.

If something is to hard to do, then it's not worth doing.

I'm having the best day of my life, and I owe it all to not going to Church!

Kids, kids. I'm not going to die. That only happens to bad people.

Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation.