If something is to hard to do, then it's not worth doing.

I'm having the best day of my life, and I owe it all to not going to Church!

Kids, kids. I'm not going to die. That only happens to bad people.

I think Mr. Smithers picked me for my motivational skills. Everyone always says they have to work twice as hard when I'm around!

Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation.

I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman