I'm having the best day of my life, and I owe it all to not going to Church!

If something is to hard to do, then it's not worth doing.

You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'.

Kids, kids. I'm not going to die. That only happens to bad people.

Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation.

I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman