I'll bet you the time ain't far off when a woman won't know any more than a man.

I joked about every prominent man of my time, but I never met a man I didn't like.

I bet after seeing us, George Washington would sue us for calling him "father."

There will never be a time when the old horse is not superior to any auto ever made.

The time to save is now. When a dog gets a bone, he doesn't go out and make a down payment on a bigger bone. He buries the one he's got.

They are each good when they are out, and each bad when they are in.