There will never be a time when the old horse is not superior to any auto ever made.

There is something about riding down the street on a prancing horse that makes you feel like something, even when you ain't a thing.

My own mother died when I was 10 years old. My folks have told me that what little humor I have comes from her. I can't remember her humor, but I can remember her love and understanding of me. Of course, the mother I know the most about is the mother of our little group. She has been for 22 years trying to raise to maturity four children, three by birth and one by marriage. While she hasn't done a good job, the poor soul has done all that mortal human could do with the material she had to work with.

They used to take your horse and if they were caught they got hung for it. Now if they take your car and if they are caught it's a miracle.

A man that don't love a horse, there is something the matter with him.

I'll bet you the time ain't far off when a woman won't know any more than a man.