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Chuck Palahniuk

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CHUCK PALAHNIUK If youre in an awkward position, feel comfortable enough to walk away.
BEAU MIRCHOFF who wants flowers when youre dead? nobody.
J.D. SALINGER Cited from Chuck Palahniuk, 2003 - do not suffer do not rejoice, be not complimented or offended by ...
EJUMP - 2017 Youre gonna grow up and marry some ice cream! Haha!
JEFF KINNEY if youre never scared, or embarased, or hurt, it means you never take any chances.
JULIA SOREL When you grow up, you gain experience and realise what youre capable of.
FRANCESCO TOTTI Ye been oure lord, dooth with youre owene thyngRight as yow list.
CHAUCER Every breath is a choice. Every minute is a choice. To be or not to be. Every time you don't throw y...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK We have to keep a good frame of mind and not overlook La Villa. Anytime you do that, youre going to ...
HECTOR GARCIA If you're not confused, you're not paying attention.
TOM PETERS If you're not outraged, you're not paying attention.
JACK CARTER You do that Helen", Mallory dared. "And tell him we said to f*ck off while youre at it".
CHLOE NEILL I guess my most prized pop culture possession is a signed first edition of the book 'Fight Club&...
JEN LANCASTER this is the upside of already being eternally damned
CHUCK PALAHNIUK Ich bin voller Zuversicht und Entschlossenheit und verfüge über einen freien Willen – zumindest ...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK Meine kleinkarierte Angst vor persönlicher Zurückweisung erlaubt so vielem wahren Bösen zu existi...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK Was uns in der Hölle quält, ist unser Festhalten an einer einmal gewählten Identität.
CHUCK PALAHNIUK Wenn du es zulässt, tendiert deine Vergangenheit dazu, dir die Zukunft zu diktieren.
CHUCK PALAHNIUK Ich stehe vor dem uralten Dilemma, entweder die eigenen Eltern oder die eigene Gottheit verraten zu ...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK Hoffnung ist was sehr Widerspenstiges. Eine Sucht, die man bekämpfen muss.
CHUCK PALAHNIUK Mädchen kriegen Titten und vergessen, wie klug und mutig sie einmal waren. Auch Jungen haben ihre e...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK Nein, fair ist das nicht, aber dass die Erde sich wie die Hölle anfühlt, liegt an unserer Erwartun...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK Ich mag zwar Ich sein, aber das könnte mir nun wirklich nicht passieren, DU zu sein.
CHUCK PALAHNIUK Das Sterben erscheint uns als die größte Schwäche überhaupt, schlimmer als Alkoholismus oder Her...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK Bestenfalls ein Bewacher. Schlimmstenfalls ein Voyeur.
CHUCK PALAHNIUK Wie kommuniziert man am besten das Gefühl, tot zu sein …
Ja, ich kenne das Wort kommuniziere...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK A good story should make you laugh, and a moment later break your heart."
— Chuck Palahniuk, ...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK Dont try to go too fast. Learn your job. Dont ever talk until you know what youre talking about. If ...
SAM RAYBURN Thats the thing about the Internet. You can put a lot of distance between yourself and the person yo...
ELLEN WRIGHT If you're not confused, you're not paying attention.
TOM PETERS If you're just watching the wrecks, you're not paying attention.
BILL WEBER IF YOU CAN'T THANK GOD FOR WHAT YOU HAVE, THANK HIM FOR WHAT YOU HAVE ESCAPED!
NOT SURE i believe in love. lust. sex. romance. i don't want everything to add up to the perfect equation...i...
NOT REAL A conservative is a liberal who just got mugged and a liberal is a conservative who just got arreste...
NOT SURE If you are constantly looking in the rear view mirror, how will you ever see what is in front of you...
NOT SURE Actually, I'm not sure we're paying attention to that. I'm just paying attention to doing whatever i...
ERIK COLE You think maybe if you just work harder and faster, you can hold off the chaos, but then one day you...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK MRS PEARCE. Mr Higgins: youre tempting the girl. It’s not right. She should think of the future. GEORGE BERNARD SHAW If the placebo effect was a week or two, I would understand that and say, 'Yes, youre right.' You kn...
BOB GREEN This isn't going to be a place to get drunk. That's not what I'm about.
STEVE TOLI Chese now," quod she, "oon of thise thynges tweye:
To han me foul and old til that I deye,
GEOFFREY CHAUCER Acting is reacting. You can't react if you're not paying attention, if you're not listen...
REID SCOTT is just seriously out of control, and this administration has not been paying attention to those pro...
BRUCE BARTLETT Maybe it's better just living the way you figure life is when you're a kid. Before you get too smart...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK Real smart begins when you quit quoting other people.
CHUCK PALAHNIUK Big Brother fills us all with the same crap. My guess is he was clever the same way everybody thinks...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK If you are a dreamer come in
If you are a dreamer a wisher a liar
A hoper a pray-er a magi...
SHEL SILVERSTEIN The administration is not paying attention to the laws of biodiversity. It's paying far more attenti...
GLEN SPAIN This is not about avoiding fish. It is about paying attention to the types and amount of fish you ea...
DAVID ACHESON As long as he's not naked, he can be here any way he wants. But if he wants to be on the bench, and ...
OZZIE GUILLEN But I'm not so think as you drunk I am
J. C. SQUIRE It's funny, but when you're not paying attention and not looking for love is when it happens,
RAQUEL WELCH The government has not been paying much attention to the constitution.
BRIAN CONCANNON Find out what you're afraid of and go live there.
CHUCK PALAHNIUK I'm not against half naked girls - not as often as I'd like to be.
BENNY HILL Only Chuck Blasdel would think he's solved his ethical and legal problems by only partially paying w...
ADRIENNE ELROD Somehow it seems wrong to photograph a blind person. It’s like stealing something valuable they do...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK Therefore, when we neglect to fear such a brittle monstrosity, we render it powerless.
CHUCK PALAHNIUK I'm not blaming the weather, but when you're in an environment where nobody's paying attention to po...
WILLIAM BLACK Coach is a straightforward guy. If you're not paying attention to detail, that burns him up. But he'...
CHUCK DARBY aliens are living on earth for along time,for those who think im talking about another race youre wr...
RAJA Rumors said that if he got drunk enough, he sometimes got his jollies by stripping naked and scaring...
ILONA ANDREWS If you're making no mistakes you're not taking any risks. If you make little mistakes you're not pay...
MARILYN TAM This was a much bigger story for the Latino media. If the mainstream media had been paying better at...
FELIX GUTIERREZ The mistake that was made was not paying enough attention to temporary housing.
ANDREW STEER Dad, youre so far off the mark I can't even...Lincoln hasn't pressured me at all!" I grabbed my bag ...
JESSICA SHIRVINGTON I see people who talk about America, and then undermine it by not paying attention to its soul, to i...
AZAR NAFISI This is sams phone" there was a long,heavy pause, and then: "oh." Another pause. "Youre the girl, ar...
MAGGIE STIEFVATER Both sides are paying more attention to the relationship and trying to define and shape it. But with...
JIN CANRONG Without Erin's three-point shots, we're not even in the game in the first half.
SHERRI COALE Almost all accidents and injuries happen when an individual is not being present and not paying atte...
TOBE HANSON I've tried to be open to what's going on and paying close attention, not letting things that...
JASON ISBELL I'm a guy who's leaving! A guy who's not drunk. For once.
GERARD DEPARDIEU I'm not against half naked girls - not as often as I'd like to be.
BENNY HILL Sometimes if you get 'em too drunk they don't pay no attention to what you're doin' ...
MERLE HAGGARD If you are interested in something, you will focus on it, and if you focus attention on anything, it...
MIHALY CSIKSZENTMIHALYI If I'm not paying enough property taxes, then someone else is paying too much. This is about taxpaye...
KARL BERRON You don't become a Christian by chance, God calls you because He already determined it. You really t...
NORM TOMLINSON I don't know if they were just [talking], telling jokes, not paying attention. Not realizing what th...
BERNIE FEI Never stop paying attention to things. Never make your mind up finally. Do not hold beliefs.
A. S. BYATT You're not asking for input. You are asking your admirer's to prove they are paying attention.
CHRIS CLEAVE If I keep paying attention, I'm going to be in debt!
ALBERT EINSTEIN I began to think that there was something awesome about my timing. How was it that, at the exact mom...
MARK EPSTEIN If we can capture the attention of 18- to 22-year-olds and focus it on the classroom and student lif...
ANNE BISHOP We're not paying attention to it. We're just trying to take it one game at a time.
EMMA MORRISON We legitimately walked into 'Anthem' head-on, not paying enough attention to internal band t...
ISAAC HANSON The incidence of sleep disorder has been rising, but people are not paying enough attention to it.
LIU YANJIAO You don't forget you have Parkinson's disease, believe me, especially in the shower. If you ...
LINDA RONSTADT There's obvious tongue-in-cheek there. It's all about politics. That doesn't mean it's not fueled by...
JAIME REGALADO How miserably hypocritical, you might say, but no sooner am I offered a chance to flee Hell than I y...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK This is the first time the city is paying attention to us.
ELENA DIEGO We are the better story. We should be getting all the attention, but we're not.
DAVID GONZALEZ But I'm not ambitious for myself, or for attention.
DAMIEN HIRST They probably think they can get better attention this way. It's better than a drunk guy on the cove...
CRISTINA SCABBIA I kind of agreed with that as long as it's not something like Demi Moore being naked in a stripper m...
VICTORIA JACKSON You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
JOE E. LEWIS I was very chatty and talkative and always getting sent out of class for talking too much and not pa...
LUCY PUNCH One thing I've learned about vampires--they keep pulling new rabbits out of their cloaks. Big, fange...
LAURELL K. HAMILTON While paying attention to positive and negative feedback is very important, it is not enough. What a...
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CHUCK PALAHNIUK No fear. No distractions. The ability to let that which does not matter truly slide.
CHUCK PALAHNIUK We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depre...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK We just had a near-life experience!
CHUCK PALAHNIUK This is why I loved the support groups so much. If people thought you were dying, they gave you thei...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything.
CHUCK PALAHNIUK If you could be God's worst enemy or nothing, which would you choose?
CHUCK PALAHNIUK Being tired isn't the same as being rich, but most times it's close enough.
CHUCK PALAHNIUK A minute of perfection was worth the effort. A moment was the most you could ever expect from perfec...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK Masochism is a valuable job skill.
CHUCK PALAHNIUK Someone bent on suicide won't have much sense of humor left.
CHUCK PALAHNIUK Which is worse: Hell or nothing?
CHUCK PALAHNIUK People don't want their lives fixed. Nobody wants their problems solved. Their dramas. Their distrac...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK You buy furniture. You tell yourself, this is the last sofa I will ever need in my life. Buy the sof...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK Real discoveries come from chaos.
CHUCK PALAHNIUK The future is just wasted on some people.
CHUCK PALAHNIUK You can find fresh pain every time you discover what you pretty much already know.
CHUCK PALAHNIUK If you don’t know what you want, you end up with a lot you don’t
CHUCK PALAHNIUK There’s always the chance you could die right in the middle of your life story
CHUCK PALAHNIUK Us. God's forgotten Science Fair project, left to grow mold. God's goldfish, ignored until we're for...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK As if you cut open a rag doll with a sill name, and found inside:Real intestines, real lungs, a beat...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK You are not special. Your are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You are the same decaying organic...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK I tell everybody, i'm tired of being jerked around, okay? so lets just not pretend. i don't have fuc...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK