Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.

Feathers sticking out of cages are being removed from chicken cages and from all over the ground and being burned.

My best advice for writers is: Have your adventures, make your mistakes, and choose your friends poorly - all these make for great stories.

You are not a beautiful, unique snowflake... This is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time.

Why is it you feel like a dope if you laugh alone, but that's usually how you end up crying?

I know that I'm going to die and that you're going to die. I can't do anything about that. But I can explore it through a metaphor and make a kind of funny, dark story about it, and in doing so, really exhaust and research as many aspects of it as I can imagine. And in a way, that does give me some closure.