If you're not drunk and half-naked by now then you haven't been paying attention

If people thought you were dying, they gave you their full attention.

They probably think they can get better attention this way. It's better than a drunk guy on the cover, if you think about it.

Go find somebody who's life hasn't been affected by a drunk driver. It pretty much touches everyone.

I get a lot of letters from women who insist that 'Fight Club' is not just a guy thing. They insist that women have the same rage and need the same outlet.

So much of 'Fight Club' was a rant against fathers.