If you want to drink, have a drink... if you want to drive, then drive... there's nothing worse than having a smash sober...

If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt.

If you don't drink, smoke, or drive a car, you're a tax evader.

You can't drive to McDonald's and get a biscuit. There's nothing there (in Hattiesburg),

The cops are out at every bar just waiting for you to get in your car and drink and drive.

I just reminded guys that if you do go out to dinner and have a cocktail or drink, don't drive, because you don't know what your legal limit is. Don't even take any chances. Have someone drive for you or call a cab. You have a lot to lose.