If you don't drink, smoke, or drive a car, you're a tax evader.

The cops are out at every bar just waiting for you to get in your car and drink and drive.

I don't smoke and I don't drink alcohol.

I stayed a virgin until I was 23. I didn't do drugs or drink or smoke.

Look at him. He doesn't drink, he doesn't smoke, he doesn't chew and he doesn't stay out late - and he still can't hit.

If you want to drink, have a drink... if you want to drive, then drive... there's nothing worse than having a smash sober...