If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt.

You drive for show but putt for dough.

If you want to drink, have a drink... if you want to drive, then drive... there's nothing worse than having a smash sober...

If you don't drink, smoke, or drive a car, you're a tax evader.

I don't even drink coffee.

But I can't go with you. Son, you drive too fast.